Alright, time to get ghoulish and prepare to get scarily smashed on blood punch or whatever swill they're serving at the cramped Halloween party you're going to tonight. If the clip above isn't enough to put you in the mood to terrify children (or your spouse or your grandmother), click through to get some more inspiration from a few of our favorite scenes of horror from pop culture history.
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What is going on with Australia? We thought they were just fun-loving, rough-and-tumble party animals with a taste for bad beer, but we're quickly learning that perhaps the old saying holds true: once a nation of convicts, always a nation of convicts.
A month ago we told you about this kid, who broke into a zoo in the early morning and smashed reptiles to death with a rock before feeding them to a crocodile. Now, there's this:
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Because Mollygood just can't stay away from politics and leaning toward the crazy tree-hugging left, we had to pass along this lovely Photoshop creation, courtesy of reader surgeonsgirl.
For those of you wondering where Sarah Palin came up with her ridiculously empty answers during last night's debate…
Thomas Jefferson's possible replacement is a winking, stammering anti-intellectual saying "doggonnit" when discussing policies that affect the lives of millions, and you need more proof we're in our last days? Fine, you asked for it.
Under here, the most horrifying story we've read in weeks.
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We thought Fashion Week in New York was absurd, but this? This terrifies us to no end. The Maison Martin Margiela show at Paris' Fashion Week was filled with creepy people and lots of nude unitards. So we can gather that the fashion trends for Spring 2009 include deformed faces and coats made of hair? Duly noted.
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Still looking for a scary Halloween costume? Head on over to eBay and bid on the newest sensation: The Sarah Palin mask. This one sold for only $112.50 — what a steal! Dead aerially-hunted wolf not included.
The mere thought that Alaskan idiot Sarah Palin could very well be running our country in the near future is no longer funny — but Tina Fey's impression of the VP nominee is. The former SNL-er's shtick is so dead-on that we stopped laughing after a while because it's not even that exaggerated: This lady truly is absurd. Tina, you are the only one who can help us through this.
Did everyone have a good weekend? Heather Locklear did: The actress was arrested Saturday night in Santa Barbara for driving under the influence of what cops believe to be drugs. A resident called police after witnessing Heather "driving erratically"; when police found her, she had parked her car on a state highway, blocking a lane. Sounds perfectly normal to us.
After being tested for drugs and alcohol, law enforcement reported that alcohol was not involved. She was released without posting bail — but not before delivering one of the most terrifying mug shots of all time. Good one, Heather!
Pamela Anderson debuted a new date yesterday at the Vivienne Westwood show during London Fashion Week. Nightmare-inducing disguise aside, we can't blame the guy for being ashamed to be seen with Pam in public.
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Michael Jackson turns the big 5-0 today and said he plans to celebrate by having cake and watching cartoons with his children. Would you expect any other answer? The singer went on to say that he feels "very wise and sage but at the same time very young." Seriously, we could write these responses ourselves.
So now that the birthday stuff is out of the way, let's get to the main issue, shall we? The photo at right was taken Wednesday at a Las Vegas Planet Hollywood, and we had to stare at it for a good five minutes before realizing it wasn't a wax statue. There's looking like you've had some work done and then there's looking like something out of a horror movie, and Jacko has managed to give us nightmares. So, uh, happy birthday Mike!
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What was Willard Scott doing before delivering his nonsensical ramblings on The Today Show every morning? He was dressing up as a frightening Ronald McDonald who appeared in commercials to, apparently, throw burgers at small children. It's the creepiest thing we've seen as of late.
Suri Cruise confuses us because one moment she is in the running for Most Adorable Celebrity Baby of All Time and the next she's scaring the living daylights out of us. Here she is enjoying a day out in NYC's West Village with Katie doing all the things most children enjoy — dancing, talking to inanimate objects and avoiding the paparazzi.
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We won't spoil the five readers who watch So You Think You Can Dance because the main event of last night's finale had nothing to do with the results or contestants. Show regular Wade Robson choreographed a frightening number involving Cirque du Soleil and rabbits. Evidently the routine can be found in Criss Angel's Vegas show, if that tells you anything. But mainly, the entire piece gave me nightmares and ruined rabbits forever. (The clip starts around 2:45)
For those who actually believed Madonna's rep when she claimed that nightmare-inducing picture of her was just a "bad angle," here's more photographic evidence that the pop star is rapidly morphing into the crypt keeper. Normal women don't age like this.
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The photo agency behind this picture describes its subject, Courtney Love, as "pale and confused." It's brief, yes, but quite thorough, we think.
Click through to see how thorough.
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Yesterday we provided you with a face-morphing Web site in hopes everyone would take time out of "working" to create terrifying images for our viewing pleasure. And you delivered.
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THAT'S JUST GREAT "For the 77th consecutive month, [Fox News Channel] finished first in total day and prime time ratings during May. FNC was the sixth highest rated cable network on all of basic cable during prime time for the month (CNN and MSNBC finished 19th and 26th) and the seventh rated network in total day (CNN and MSNBC were 19th and 27th)."
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