New Yorkers, get your Tasers, bros: There are thieves among us! Kim Kardashian, seen here silently delighting in the misfortune of a sycophantic dreg, was recently relieved of over $50,000 worth of goods at JFK Airport.

The swindle seemed to go down as fans and Delta employees flooded the girls for photos and autographs. When the sea of people cleared up and [Kim] looked down, [her] stuff was MIA.

Among the sundry material items lifted: diamonds, a Cartier watch and a "labtop." (All those beakers!)

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