Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "Watching Ambre and Kristy Joe tap dance was quite interesting. Ambre? Fantastic. Kristy Joe? It was like watching a monkey on crack." — Bret Michaels, Rock of Love 2
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "These pigs are like, seriously, they went to college or something. Because they are a lot smarter than they look." — Daisy, Rock of Love 2
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "We thought it was time to take a tour of the hospital where our daughter's life would begin and mine would end." — Scott Baio, Scott Baio is 46 … and Pregnant
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "There ain't no ice skating in the hood. It don't snow in the hood." — Snoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood
• "Scott Baio Upstaged By Two-Headed Turtle." That's what it is, and it's gross. [BWE]
• Lohan's out of rehab! Let the countdown begin. [DListed]
• Where's her racket? She has a skill, right? [HT]
• No more moping, now it's moped-ing. [PS]
• Courtney Love, you look lovely. [INO]
• She doesn't know how many bathrooms she has in her house? Where does she keep all her bullshit, then? [ICYDK]
• I bet you'll think this is stupid. If you don't, you should. [Yeeeah]
• Hey, twinsies. [CityRag]

Scott Baio has officially succumbed to the dignity-raper that is VH1. Look for him in the upcoming reality show 45…and Single. If the title alone isn't enough to make you embarrassed for someone you've never even met, here's how the network describes the show:
…staring down the barrel of middle age, Scott has come to the end of his philandering rope. At 45, he finds himself at a mid-life crisis of mythic proportions, wondering why he's still single, alone and still unable to settle down and commit to a substantial, meaningful relationship.


