Li'l spark plug Scott Caan is in trouble with gay organization GLAAD after being filmed calling an overeager photographer a faggot: "Though GLAAD president Neil Giuliano sympathized with Caan’s plight, he and his were deeply offended by his 'dehumanizing remarks.'" Caan has issued an apology so lickety-split we think it had to be halfhearted:

I am sorry for using such a derogatory word. I was being harassed by a paparazzi and, unfortunately, the word slipped out. I don’t ever condone the use of that word and I deeply apologize to anyone whom I may have offended.

Sorry to be a stickler, Scotty, but "paparazzi" is many faggots.

All the popular boys at Cannes got together to promote their glorified European frat party, Ocean's 13. Everyone looked dapper, though of course Brad Pitt took the handsome cake. Speaking of which, I'm not sure if Scott Caan is handsome or just intimidating, but I do know his dad's a lunatic and, as they say, the fist never really falls too far from the tree. Look out, ladies.

PS Also look out for Andy Garcia's widow's peak. It looks pointy and it could be an indication that he's a vampire.