Remember when we told you that Scottsdale was a place for losers who use "pimp" as an adjective ("Pimp car, bro!") and Botoxed jokes with self-esteem as paltry as their tube tops? Well guess who swooped down upon the worst rock in the Grand Canyon State this weekend with phasers set to "hump"? None other than Mr Spears and his whole crew. This according to DirtyScottsdale.com:

K-Fed was at Jack Rabbit Lounge last Saturday after his hotel party with 20 chicks and his boys the night before at Sanctuary Hotel on Camelback where Britney stayed the weekend before she shaved her head!
He was in Scottsdale trying to hide out?? Refusing anyone to take pictures.
(Yeah, also your boys were spilling drinks on everyone even themselves as you tried to work that chick all night.)

Ouch! Make no mistake, once one has become laughable to the social critics in Scottsdale, one has hit rock bottom. Gather your things and go home to your kids, Federline. And get your friend a napkin, please.

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If you've ever been in Arizona in August, you know the heat becomes so intense that rolling down the window of a moving car is like aiming a blow dryer into your eyes and triple digit temperatures scorch citizens well past midnight. So that Matt Leinart is dripping sweat is not uncommon or off-putting; what is unforgivable here is that he's definitely in Scottsdale in this photo, and to those in the know that means he's surrounded by fake tans, fake boobs, t-shirts with aslant graphics, striped button-downs and vampires in real estate pimping out the last patches of desert. Being at a club in Scottsdale in the summer is actually worrisome, because the coupling of the location and the temperature make you think that you might actually be in Hell.

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