There is similar language in the anonymous child abuse complaint accusing Britney Spears of neglect and legal documents filed in Kevin Federline's bid for increased custody of the pair's two sons, leading one to believe that Federline and his lawyer are behind the abuse allegations.
Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her kids. Curiously, although DCFS keeps these allegations secret, they ended up in legal papers filed today by K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, suggesting it might have been Fed-Ex himself who lodged the complaint.
Almost immediately after being cleared of animal abuse charges, Britney Spears must now defend herself against child abuse allegations. Upgrade!
An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present — Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court.
…the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation.
Story developing. Britney regressing. Children lacking. Situation depressing.
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Britney Spears' mercurial lifestyle may already be having damaging effects on her two young, probably-fucked children. News today speculates that Spears' sons might be behind her new dog's broken leg.
The pop star's kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston, were playing rough with the little dog, London, when he yelped in pain, according to US reports.
A source tells the National Enquirer: "When Britney first got the puppy, she showed him to the boys. "Sean chased the little dog until Britney finally had to stop him because the dog ran under the bed and wouldn't come out."
But the boys' rough play continued - according to the Enquirer, they often threw little London around. And now the pooch is sporting a cast on his rear leg after one recent incident left him in agony. The source adds: "Britney found London under the crib whimpering and crying.
Sounds like Britney's got herself a couple lady killers, and by that I mean shit like this indicates her kids could very well grow up and murder women.
A "close friend"—and apparently bitchy gossip—of Kevin Federline's is claiming that Kevin has taken steps to childproof his home, presumably in anticipation of his two children with Britney Spears, Jayden and Sean, living with him.
“The house is child-proof, except for the recording studio,” Kevin’s friend, who visits Kevin and the kids at his home, told 24Sizzler.com Monday afternoon. “There are gates at the top of the stairs [to prevent children from going down the stairs], the plugs are covered. All of that stuff is in the house.”
The source said that Federline refused to childproof the recording studio for fear that he and his friends would no longer know how to use it to make terrible songs about immature bullshit.
Not sure if I agree with the directorial decision to make Rocco Ritchie such a mercurial ball of anger, but the rest of it passes the smell test. Happy belated Father's Day.
These images have been removed as per the copyright holder's request. You'll see them soon enough elsewhere. The looked sort of like this, in that not at all but there was plaid involved so that's kind of schoolgirly way.
Although it was rumored that Britney Spears would be spending this week recording in Miami, it seems that instead she swooped into Louisiana, getting back to her roots. Sean Preston was in the hizzy, but little Jayden James is waiting for a formal introduction to show us his little cheeks. It also appears that Britney has taken up smoking again (stress, it'll get you every time) and is still wearing her un-wedding ring (as I like to call it). At least her hairs are in order (is that a wig?) and her shoes are darling,
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That, or she wants to recycle Sean Preston's monogrammed baby boy things (with the way Kevin blows through her cash, who can blame her). Rumor has it Britney Spears' new babe is named Sutten Pierce Federline. This still may be completely false, however, because although People is now reporting it, the name still originated in the comment section of Perez Hilton. Access Hollywood is still towing the "toying with J names" line and has these details:
Access also spotted new big brother Sean Preston peering out the window of his mother's VIP suite at Beverly Hills' Cedar Sinai Medical Center - reportedly the same $1800 a day suite used by Madonna and Denise Richards when they gave birth to their children. Britney allegedly checked in late Monday night under the name "Pebbles Flair."
Access has confirmed the following details:
- The child has dark curly hair
- He weighs 6 lbs, 11 ounces, and is 19 inches long
- Britney and Kevin are undecided on a name, but they're toying with names with the letter "J"
- Most of the combinations of names they came up with had the middle name "James" (yes, also J)…Meanwhile, Sean Preston started walking this week and is feeling couped up in the hospital.
Sean and his new brother were both born within one calendar year, 363 days apart. Will this raise any issues in the Federline home? Dr. Gail Saltz of New York Presbyterian Hospital says it could affect Britney and Kevin's love life.
"If you're being touched all day long and you're being clung to and held, that satisfies a lot of your touching needs as a mom, and a lot of moms have less desire for sex."
Well, that last part was completely unnecessary. Lovely. Thanks for the nightmares.
Stop the presses: Sean Preston Spears-Federline has finally spoken out on who is responsible for his horrible fashion missteps. The UK's Mirror reports:
KEVIN Federline is convinced his baby son Sean Preston has said his first word - "dada".
A pal of Britney Spears' hubby tells us: "Britney isn't convinced, but is happy to see Kevin paying so much attention."
Sean was probably just surprised to see his dad at all.
Britney was not available for comment as she is nursing her wounds–she spent so many hours trying to teaching that ungrateful baby what should have been his first word: "Cheeto."
If you can get over the fact that Britney Spears calls her baby "poo-poo", this People Magazine article is actually pretty sweet (and the pictures, especially the one above, are precious). She talks about not planning this second child (whee) and Sean Preston's love for the Baby Einstein series and the Wiggles. (You can read the full text here.)
At least she finally gives a worthwhile reason for K-Fed's existance: foot masseuse. Ya know, when he's not busy "promoting his album" at nightclubs in Vegas.
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• Sean Preston's got his mother's cheeks and his father's constantly-stoned expression. [X17]
• Jennifer Aniston is not engaged. That's her story and she's sticking to it. Until, ya know, she changes it. [People]
• Steely Dan's latest letter of truth/advice goes straight to the source: Wes Anderson. [SD]
• Looking for a drunken bad boy teddy bear? Stephen Dorff's your man. [Junkiness]
• Prego Britney forgot the word "cream" when describing her cravings. [DListed]
• When Beyonce said "diet" I think she meant "colon cleanse"…not that there's anything wrong with that. [The Superficial]
• The real question is, was it a pants off dance off? [A Socialite's Life]
• JT don't want no stinkin' Lohan. [IDLYITW]
• Male PETA members can't decide whether to masturbate or cry while looking at this shot of Eva Longoria in Maxim. I vote both. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Awww, Britney Spears has really pulled a 180 on the parenting front. Way to work it, Spears PR/managers. Three months ago, according to the press, she was all but throwing Sean Preston under moving vehicles for fun, but these days all the stories and photos make Brit look caring and responsible. Today's pro-Brit rumor is that she is making Kevin get rid of his pet sharks. Right. According to The Scoop:
Spears, who is expecting her second child with Federline, apparently fears that the six Australian gray nurse sharks are a bit of a bit risky when there are two kiddies around the house.
“Kevin loves those sharks,” a family friend told the mag. “He even named them. But Brit said there’s no way he’d be keeping them.”
K-Fed also says Spears is his toughest musical critic. “She gives me her real opinions about my tunes,” he said, reports Passim. “When I get really excited about the songs, she would tell me to slow down.”
Way to slip it in the end there that she also hates his music. At least she's keeping dangerous and potentially damaging things away from her children.
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According to US Weekly, Sean Preston Spears has been named "Worst Dressed Man in the World" by Esquire. Of course, it's a little harsh to blame Sean Preston for his decidedly un-dapper appearance, but perhaps the babe should already know better. Runners up include Marc Anthony and Axl Rose. I personally think Jude Law should have won, or at the very least garnered a mention for his constant raping us in the eyes with his man-dals and man-pris (admittedly, this photo isn't the worst, but I can't get over that tank top).
Therefore, to bring honor back to the Spears-Federline name, I offer you a chance to change history and rename the Worst Dressed Man of the Year. I leave Sean as an option, as for all I know you think that he shouldn't be mollycoddled if he's ever going to learn. It's in your hands, people. Vote early and vote often.
| Worst. Dressed. Man. | ||||||||||||||||
Who do you think is really the worst dressed?
Total Votes: 400 |
• Jealous of the attention Jake was getting, Matthew McConaughey got his boys involved. [CityRag]
• Even when she's just giving advice on how to lose baby weight, Gwyneth Paltrow still seems condescending. [Celebrity Nation]
• Nicole Richie's new man climbed out of the kind porn your parents used to watch when they were kids, put on her sunglasses, and decided he was "in touch with the youth" by wearing a Girls Gone Wild. T-Shirt. Swoon. [Teddy & Moo]
• Just think, without the wonder of Reality TV, we wouldn't have this video of a dude masturbating. Sigh. [BWE]
• Could Heidi Klum be any more adorable? [PopSugar]
• Lohan's lying. About everything. It just makes me feel so used. [Hot Momma Drama]
• Dear Britney, your child is too young to drive. Yes, even those mini cars. [Splash]
• Justin and Cameron brought their sexy to Africa, got dissed. [A Socialite's Life]
• Kelly Osborne gets laid on a regular basis. [DrunkenStepfather]
Sean Preston Federline-Spears comes to the sad realization that not only are his parents completely nuts, but his extended family, like Jamie Lynn Spears pictured, are no better.
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After a series of tough box office breaks, Ben Affleck had to find work on the side. I know it's hard to support a new baby and all, but working as Britney Spears' bodyguard/Cheeto delivery service/he who ensures that Sean Preston does not die? Ouch, Ben, very ouch.
Hee hee.
Despite looking confused by the entire contraption, Sean Preston is safely strapped into a stroller on a walk with bodyguard and momma yesterday. There's a first time for everything I suppose, even responsible parenting by Britney. The anonymous new bodyguard looks thrilled to push around Brit's boy while the raven-haired tartlet herself made some important phone calls. Hopefully to cancel K-Fed's credit cards.
Aww, look, Kevin Federline has more kids than just Sean Preston to manhandle or generally ignore. Shar Jackson must be so pleased. This weekend Kevin spent some (court-ordered?) time with his two elder chidren in Los Angeles. He picked them up. He put them down. They looked vaguely confused as to the identity of this strange man showing up in their life out of nowhere. Ugh, it's still slightly disturbing to write whole posts about Kevin Federline. Is he a real celebrity now? Is this what we've come to?
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Am I to believe my eyes? Sean Preston is wearing pants, shoes, a hat (suggested if he is going in the sun) and is strapped in to a stroller for the first time in recorded history. This is like getting photographic evidence of Bigfoot. Or Santa.
Meanwhile Britney is basically flashing her crotch at the camera. You win some you lose some.
These pictures are supposedly from the upcoming issue of US Weekly, and are referred to by the magazined as "stolen," whatever that means. They're probably just a step in Britney and Kevin's multi-faceted plan to fix their public image. Oh no, someone stole our personal photos and, aw gee, we look happier than ever! Give those back.
The baby owns pants! It's a Monday miracle! We'll have to hold breath a bit longer for shoes, or a stroller. Baby steps, people, always baby steps with Britney.
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