• The new 90210 promo seems fresh and innovative. Just kidding, it's more of the same. [DListed]
• Sienna Miller's mother thinks we're all terrible people. Hey, we're not the ones who raised her. [Yeeeah]
• We get that Selma Blair is in costume, but … no. [HT]
• Um, DMX was arrested. Again. We have no words. [ICYDK]
• Nicole Richie gives Ashlee Simpson tips on mothering and, we're assuming, how to lose all that pregnancy weight. [PS]
• Police have said there wasn't enough evidence to convict Christian Bale of assault. That's what we like to hear. [INO]
To the salon, men who condition: Selma Blair is back on the market after splitting with boyfriend Matthew Felker, the male model oracle who once proffered this wisdom in his MySpace blog:
People magazine is breaking from the norm by not solely talking about Britney Spears being bald:
Selma Blair has a new guy in her life: Matthew Felker, the model-actor who kisses Britney Spears in her "Toxic" video, the actress tells PEOPLE.
Though Blair stepped out solo in London to attend pal Marc Jacobs's fashion show and afterparty on Friday, she left her boyfriend in good hands.
"He's at home watching my dog," Blair said with a laugh. "I'm just here for the show. I just got here and I'm going home tomorrow. I'll see him then."
Blair, 34, says she met the 27-year-old Felker, whom the actress decribes as a writer, "through friends," though she's "not really sure" of the time frame.
These photos clearly depict Felker flexing his modeling chops, but I was more interested in his "writing" abilities. Here's some really amazing wisdom from his MySpace blog:
"Lost" is not only a popular television show its also a common theme in the greater metro Los Angeles are. I like to on occasion go out to the random "hot spots." Im actually sometimes accepted in this little subculture. I dont drink, party, or go out to try to get laid….just observe. Observation of the phenominon that American culture dwells upon and dodes over.
Wow. Then there's this:
Fame brings you a podium to say something constructive, do something positive for society. Unfortunately most famous people are so busy trying to mask problems and worries with "glamour." They a have bought the definition of "glamour" much like the basic consumer. Sold through beautiful imagry and photos. Next time you are getting ready to go out. Look in that mirror while you are gelling your hair or plucking your eyebrows. Why are you going out? What are you looking for? Its not behind the red ropes. It's in front of you usually.
See, man? What you seek to fill that void is you. The alcohol and drugs won't make you happy, only you can make you happy. Amazing.
Thanks for that, guy. Even though I've heard a little bit about this theory before from The Facts of Life, Sesame Street, Saved by the Bell, The OC, Dawson's Creek, Felicity, 7th Heaven, My So Called Life, One Tree Hill, every health education teacher I've ever had, those "Above the Influence" commercials, my parents and MTV True Life, your take on it really adds some much needed common knowledge to the whole discussion.
• Selma Blair is breaking up with her Zappa. Is she now going to be spending her time preserving Diddy's sexy? [Celebitchy]
• Okay, they're off on their honeymoon, lets stop caring about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban now. [PopSugar]
• Jesus, at least Gwen Stefani keeps her baby clothed. Britney could learn a thing or two. [DListed]
• Comparing how much money Ryan Phillipe has made to how much Reese Witherspoon has is just plain mean. And a little bit funny. [JustJared]
• Keira Knightly learned a valuable lesson about white shirts and water, only a little too late. [Egotastic]
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