• Kid Rock's new mugshot? Upgrade. [CityRag]

• Mark Wahlberg to replace Ryan Gosling? Downgrade. [DListed]

• Is everyone certain she didn't just fall? [HT]

• Kurt Cobain movie! Too soon, not soon enough or not even necessary? [ICYDK]

• Shakira: Taller than expected. [INO]

• Lohan engaged? Who cares, she lives in Utah! [Yeeeah]

• How about this: "Prius: Better Than Nothing." [PS]

From today's Page Six:

Is there a beef between Madonna and Janet Jackson? Madge was chummy with fellow singer Shakira at Butter Monday night (our spy said they showed up "hand in hand") and was spotted dancing on banquettes with Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Penelope Cruz. But Jackson was holed up a few booths down and, "She was not invited to join Madonna's crew," said an onlooker…

Two people in the same industry didn't hang out together so it should assumed that "beef" exists? If one accountant sees another accountant at a bar and doesn't invite him over is there "beef"? I think the only meat that was there was all that Kabbalah bologna.

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The New York Daily News reports that John Mayer, fresh out of a relationship with Jessica Simpson, is now setting his sights on Penelope Cruz (annoyingly called "Pen" below).

Pen and her new bff, Shakira, attended an after-party at Hollywood hot spot Parc following John's June 10 concert, according to our witness.
But Shaki was nowhere to be found when John was spotted entering Penelope's digits into his phone.

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