Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood Bash honored all the celebs who didn't have anything else to do on a Thursday night, including Heidi Klum, Lauren Conrad and the trannies of Danity Kane.

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• Kate Moss burns from the inside. [Teddy and Moo]

• Sorry guys, it's a body double for Natalie Portman in Goya's Ghost. [Egotastic]

• Unsubstantiated rumor of the day: Kevin Federline and Shar Jackson to record a duet. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Alyssa Milano gives a bad name to female sports fans everywhere with her new line of team apparel for women. [Hollywood Tuna]

• Well, I suppose Scary Spice is a step up from a trannie hooker for Eddie Murphy. [The Bosh]

• At least if Katie Holmes marries Tom Cruise in the Church of Scientology, she can marry Catholic later Nicole Kidman style. [WWTDD]