• The actress who played Marcia Brady wasn't all that wholesome: She traded sex for drugs. [Yeeeah]
• Hope nobody's planning to spend New Year's in Dubai. [INO]
• Things we never want to see: Sharon Stone's cameltoe. [CityRag]
• Dumbest shoes ever. [DListed]
• John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back together. Who didn't see this one coming? [PS]
• Now that Holly Madison is no longer with Hugh Hefner, she's moved on to bigger and better things. At a bowling alley. [ICYDK]
• When did Fashion Week become so scary? [ICYDK]
• Why Sharon Stone is Mother of the Year: She wanted to inject Botox into her 8-year-old son's feet. [Yeeeah]
• Alicia Keys and Jack White make terrible music videos together. [DListed]
• We refuse to believe that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are shopping for engagement rings. [PS]
• Justin Timberlake is a good boyfriend. [HT]
• Aubrey O'Day has standards, y'all. [INO]
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• This guy farted on a cop. [DListed]
• Sharon Stone didn't lose custody of her kids — not that anybody was really concerned in the first place. [INO]
• Nude photos of Salma Hayek skinny-dipping for her latest movie, if that's your thing. [CityRag]
• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel look like the unhappiest couple on earth. [PS]
• 90210 actress Shenae Grimes' reaction to being called too thin? "Shake it off baby!" Um, incorrect. [ICYDK]
• Wait, Jennifer Lopez and Victora Beckham aren't BFFs? But they were holding hands and everything! [Yeeeah]
SHARON LOSES KID "Entertainment Tonight has obtained a court minute order confirming Sharon Stone has lost physical custody of her 8-year-old son Roan, despite her court pleas to change the arrangement."
The Chinese are learning so fast, aren't they? First they got better than us at killing their own people, then they got better than us at making money and now they've surpassed us in frivolous litigation!
More than 1,000 Chinese earthquake victims and a New York lawyer are demanding a $1 billion payout from Sharon Stone — or maybe just an apology, the New York Post reports.
The "Basic Instinct" star was recently served with legal papers announcing attorney Ming Hai's intention to sue her for harming Chinese people when she suggested the catastrophic quake last May was "karma" for the regime's occupation of Tibet.
"For the families who have lost their loved ones or lost limbs or suffered severe injuries, your … statement and act has caused extreme emotional distress," Ming wrote …
Look, more than anyone, we believe Sharon Stone deserves to be punished, but a billion dollar lawsuit? Can't all of China just agree to get together and laugh at the batty actress until their collective stomach vibrations cause a tidal wave that sinks LA, and thus Stone's home? That's much more creative, not to mention poetic.
CHINA KIND OF SENSITIVE ABOUT TENS OF THOUSANDS DEAD "The organizing committee of the Shanghai International Film Festival permanently banned Sharon Stone and her films because of her comments about the Sichuan earthquake, a SIFF spokesman told The Hollywood Reporter on Thursday. Stone served on the jury at the 2007 festival but earned herself the ban by stating that the earthquake may have been 'karma' for China's treatment of Tibet."
Perhaps famous liar Sharon Stone should take "paws" before choosing what to wear to events these days. The angry vegans at PETA are once again enraged with the Basic Instinct flasher and notorious fur lover, who showed to Elton John's Oscar party last night wearing a brooch made of a rat's foot.
Besides being ethically repulsive the brooch is also visually unappealing, but Stone says it's supposed to bring her good luck, meaning she's gross and desperate.
After the jump, a couple more pictures and the truth behind "lucky" furs.
• Shane MacGowan is only 49! [DListed]
• Hollywood has a new "hot spot," which, if you know anything about Hollywood, means "place to avoid." [PS]
• iPeople taking iPhotos on iPhones. [INO]
• Sharon Stone blocks a Sikh's path. Bigotry? You be the judge (and start the rumor). [INO]
• Petrol station. Petrol. [ICYDK]
• Lindsay Lohan promotes tobacco products. She's barely 21. [Yeeeah]
• A wonderful sign of the times. [CityRag]
Save for a charity ball here and there, glassy-eyed barely-was Sharon Stone rarely seems to accomplish anything of great import these days. And perhaps this is why: "Insiders say she pulls $175,000 for a mere 30 minutes of face time at noncharitable events."
Why work when you can stand around for about $97 per second!
For someone so concerned about global suffering, Sharon Stone wears an awful amount of fur (emphasis on awful).
Sharon Stone has followed fellow actor George Clooney to Dubai for that city's film festival.
Rather than premiering a film in the Arab nation, Stone is debuting the amfAR foundation to the UAE, hopefully meaning she's abandoned acting for her true calling: Being a gaudy spectacle people attach to good things they want to get noticed.
• Amazing screen graphic: "Don't know what Nas' new album is called? Check out our Dog interview." HA! [SH]
• Who are we to say Heidi Montag will never win an Oscar? Sentient beings, that's who. Now cut the shit, Montag. [DListed]
• This gruesome twosome is still quite a bore. [EBG]
• Television show Chuck was honored last evening. Presumably for even existing. [PS]
• Models modeling. Do you care? [HT]
• If it'll make you feel better about things, you can dress like Cameron Diaz. It's pretty easy. [INO]
• Uncle Jesse involved in a mile high scuffle. [ICYDK]
• Le Call: Le nuevo novia de Owen Wilson. [Yeeeah]
• How do women not know when this is happening? They must know, right? [CityRag]
Best Week Ever thinks this looks like a used tampon costume. I say she's after the trendy "C-section performed through a $20 rag" look that's all the rage at the Eastern European baby markets. Either way, WTF, Sharon?
• "I'm headed eastbound leading your hair space." Brilliant, really. [BWE]
• Are they finally getting stars on Dancing With the Stars? (I mean, come on, Clyde Drexler?)
• Jessica Simpson can breathe through her nose. Now to get her to think through her brain. [HT]
• Oddly, Sharon Stone's adopted children look like they could be her real children. Where's her Asian one? [ICYDK]
• Why does he bark like a dog if he kills dogs? Is he self-loathing? [Yeeeah]
• For real fun, take acid and watch Inland Empire in a room of mirrors and demon figurines. [CityRag]
• I know who bored me. [DS]
Here we have Sharon Stone showing off the white privilege uniform while shopping in Los Angeles. The outfit co-opts ethnic pieces and military garb and makes them fashion statements instead of real interests. The Williams-Sonoma bag is the vanilla icing on the cake.
No matter what you heard from your kindergarten teacher, sometimes you can judge a book by its cover. And when that cover features Sharon Stone with a bad dye job, you can rest assured that that's going to be a bad book. After not having read it, learning that you were also able to avoid Jimmy Fallon and Tom Arnold is just a bonus.
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• So, Dr Phil's show is just a total joke, now? [BWE]
• Zahara's already got a reason to hate her mom, and she's not even a teenager yet. [SH]
• The best misuse of Missed Connections I've ever come across. [TMGA]
• That magician she's dating isn't very handsome, is he? [HT]
• Give the baby her bottle. [CityRag]
• I'm guessing this one won't be one of her book club picks. [Yeeeah]
• Tonight, find out which thinner, less black Idol contestant Melinda Doolittle will forever have nightmares about. [ICYDK]
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