After a few months spent hiding from the prostitution scandal that toppled his career, Eliot Spitzer, the beady-eyed, deposed governor of New York, has again secured gainful employment. Though his new position carries slightly less prestige than head of one of the greatest states in America. Spitzer's working at his daddy's real estate company.

Spitzer Enterprises, the real estate business Bernie Spitzer, started decades ago, is a multimillion-dollar New York City empire, so there's plenty of dough to pay for Eliot's services. The problem is defining what Eliot's services are exactly: "What I hear from my sources is that he walks around and makes suggestions, or discusses ideas. I don’t think anyone knows if any of these ideas will work," an insider told the Observer.

Surprisingly, nobody seems to think it a bad idea to let Eliot around all these tall buildings.

Funny woman Rachel Dratch is finding it difficult to land roles after leaving Saturday Night Live two years ago. Dratch was even fired from 30 Rock, a program helmed by a fellow SNL alum, Tina Fey. Asked what she's been working on at a recent film screening, the luckless actress answered, "Maybe you can tell me … I know you’re supposed to come up with fake stuff you’re doing. But honestly, I’m not doing much." She added, "It’s starting to get old … I’m starting to go crazy. I’m ready for a job." Debbie Downer, is that you?

An ad in Mediabistro's job listings yesterday called for a "Personal Assistant to Celebrity," with a subheading specifying, "Hip-hop media mogul."

Applicant requirements asked that candidates have a "whatever it takes" attitude, be 21 or older and be available 24 hours of every day. Job duties would include "coordinating personal affairs."

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