But That Umbrella Ain't One

Apparently some people are rioting out of concern for Suri Cruise and her lack of a coat in the New York City cold. Sure, it's pretty chilly outside and those little sleeves on her designer dress aren't going to keep the 2-year-old warm, but we'd say this is the least of her worries.

If we're going to complain about the child's need for a heavy jacket, we should also address her need for parents who don't use every trip to Baby Gap as a photo shoot. By this point, Suri surely knows each member of the NYC paparazzi brigade on a first-name basis.

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Nov 6, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses
Verisimilitude Is Important

Whoops! Disney's Touchstone Pictures picked the wrong time to come out with Confessions of a Shopaholic. Now that everyone's broke and scared, ad folks believe it's going to be mighty tough to convince consumers to plop down $10 to watch a movie about a beautiful, young, white lady who likes to buy things, which, unfortunately, was once considered a winning storyline.

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Oct 28, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 2 Responses
Mollygood Readers Tell All

There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Sarah's retail experience with David Schwimmer.

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Sep 5, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 17 Responses
Oldies But Goodies

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Elizabeth Berkley was out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday. We'll never be able to forget Showgirls, but we will say this: she looks great. Do you think she's shopping for an Oscar gown? Just kidding. But, seriously, she does look good.

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Feb 23, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 23 Responses
Is Our Children Learning?

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Seventeen magazine's "Back-to-School" issue features a cover model with no diploma nor degree. Problem? Not when one considers that "Fall Shopping" greatly overshadows any mention of academics.

Look pretty in calculus, girls!

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Aug 15, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 31 Responses

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In light of her decadent spending habits—most recently she purchased a $4,000 makeup case—Neiman Marcus has offered Victoria Beckham a $5 million credit limit in their stores. To give you some sort of perspective in an age when astronomical dollar amounts are discussed like the weather, think of it like this: Even someone making 500,000 tax-free dollars a year would have to work 10 years in order to satisfy the debt that woman is allowed to rack up in a single day.

Doesn't Anyone Regret Flaunting Unnecessary Riches?

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Aug 15, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 33 Responses