• At least his dignity is so meaningless to him that he'll keep the eyebrow sham going 'til he's dead; one has to respect that pathetic fortitude. (Is he dead?) [DListed]

• This many photos while they grocery shop? Wow. [DS]

• God does listen: American Gladiators is returning! [ICYDK]

• Some new bag of boobs has already disrobed and is ready to take Jenna Jameson's place. [HT]

• Stunning lyricism. Really. Why is the radio still around? [Yeeeah]

• Siegfried & Roy finally come out of the closet that was already opened for them years ago by their mustaches, clothes, demeanors, countenances and voices. [CityRag]