• Joe Scarborough accidentally dropped the f-bomb live on the air this morning. Housewives across America are traumatized, or something. [DListed]

• Angelina Jolie: Still better at life than the rest of us. [ICYDK]

• Because everyone needs an extensive knowledge of Britney Spears' tattoos. [CityRag]

• Lindsay Lohan celebrated the holiday launch of her leggings line by not wearing leggings for the first time in years. [PS]

• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel continue to look like miserable human beings. [INO]

• Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have officially broken up. We can't imagine what could have possibly gone wrong. [Yeeeah]

BECAUSE THE WORLD HATES WOMEN Someone bravely sneaked up to actress Sienna Miller's home last night and spray-painted "slut" onto the front of it. Presumably this happened because Miller used her EVIL feminine wiles to capture a man who was once happily married, thus totally bringing this Hawthornian punishment on herself!

• The new 90210 promo seems fresh and innovative. Just kidding, it's more of the same. [DListed]

• Sienna Miller's mother thinks we're all terrible people. Hey, we're not the ones who raised her. [Yeeeah]

• We get that Selma Blair is in costume, but … no. [HT]

• Um, DMX was arrested. Again. We have no words. [ICYDK]

• Nicole Richie gives Ashlee Simpson tips on mothering and, we're assuming, how to lose all that pregnancy weight. [PS]

• Police have said there wasn't enough evidence to convict Christian Bale of assault. That's what we like to hear. [INO]

• Eva Mendes flashes everyone for half a second in her new Calvin Klein commercial. Predictably, the world is going nuts. (Slightly NSFW) [ICYDK]

• Terrible idea of the day: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are planning to get married. Oh, and it's going to coincide with her album release, of course. [INO]

• Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal will not be getting married this winter. Why anybody cares is beyond us. [PS]

• More proof of the end of days: Justin Timberlake might host the Oscars. [DListed]

• Balthazar Getty finally wised up and dumped Sienna Miller. [Yeeeah]

• Just what we've always wanted: A gallery of Chris Brown's tattoos. [CityRag]

• It's safe to say Sears has officially given up on trying to sell clothes. [INO]

• Ashlee Simpson's belly seemingly grew 10 sizes overnight. [PS]

• Sienna Miller gets "digitally enhanced." (NSFW) [Yeeeah]

• Jessica Simpson and her dog Daisy have arrived in NYC. Where is Tony Romo? Isn't he supposed to be carrying Daisy around? [HT]

• Angelina Jolie got pregnant by in vitro fertilization. Also, the sky is blue. [DListed]

• 50 Cent has moved on from his feud with Kanye West to take on Taco Bell. [ICYDK]

SHE NEEDS TO GO AWAY "Sienna Miller is suing two media organizations over the topless photos of her vacationing with new beau Balthazar Getty. According to London's The Guardian, she claims photo agency Big Pictures and British tabloids News of the World and the Sun violated her privacy by publishing photos and stories about her new romance."

• Daisy from Rock of Love 2 has hit the big time! [DListed]

• Does anybody else feel uncomfortable looking at NSFW pictures of Sienna Miller and her new cheating boyfriend? [PS]

• Why does anyone bother issuing a warrant for Pete Doherty? It's not like he's going to be held accountable for anything. [ICYDK]

• Salma Hayek called off her engagement. Cue the chirping crickets. [INO]

• Jennifer Aniston's "necessary tune-ups" include spending $20,000 a month on anti-cellulite treatments and things of that nature. [Yeeeah]

• Rachel Bilson owns the ugliest shorts ever. [HT]

• Two of the most obnoxious people on the planet doing really good things. [INO]

• We can think of a lot more reasons for Nicole Richie to be sick of Paris Hilton, but this one will suffice. [ICYDK]

• The Simpson sisters drag their significant others along to terrorize Lake Tahoe. [PS]

• Eva Longoria becomes the latest celebrity to — gasp! — show off cellulite. [HT]

• Jennifer Lopez doesn't have nannies because nobody wants to work for her, not because she's an overachieving mother. [DListed]

• Sienna Miller is proud to be The Other Woman. [Yeeeah]

[Source]

As the late great Ethel Waters once said, "God don't make no junk." Were our religious beliefs something other than an amalgamation of Santeria and crossed fingers, we'd probably agree. But just because God has a hand in everything, does that mean everything is worthy of saintly imaging?

We think it was a bad choice to deify Sienna Miller in this ad for the Catholic Church's World Youth Day. Because though God may not make junk, some junk makes itself.

After the jump, the full image and a bonus Snoop ad.

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Coachella banished hippies from this year's festival but still allowed all of these tools to partake in the action. Life isn't fair.

[Source]

• Because Rihanna ruined it last night, here's "Jungle Love" without interruption.

• Miley Cyrus goes without a seatbelt in a scene in her new movie. For shame! [DListed]

• Gwyneth says she'll break the mold and adopt American. [PS]

• Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are still a-rootin' and a-tootin'. [INO]

• Sienna Miller finally got her license. Sorry, LA. [ICYDK]

• That stripper's doing more movie reviews. Enjoy, and don't listen to a goddamn thing she says. [HT]

• Those feet. [Yeeeah]

• "Army Buried Study Faulting Iraq Planning" [NYT]

• Shane MacGowan is only 49! [DListed]

• Hollywood has a new "hot spot," which, if you know anything about Hollywood, means "place to avoid." [PS]

• iPeople taking iPhotos on iPhones. [INO]

• Sharon Stone blocks a Sikh's path. Bigotry? You be the judge (and start the rumor). [INO]

• Petrol station. Petrol. [ICYDK]

• Lindsay Lohan promotes tobacco products. She's barely 21. [Yeeeah]

• A wonderful sign of the times. [CityRag]

• And it gets laughably worse! [DListed]

• How about when celebrities tell the media they hate media. We hate that. [PS]

• FHM is not going to the grave without a fight, we'll give them that. [HT]

• A full rundown of the spending habits of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Enjoy? Please try not to, actually. [INO]

• Paris Hilton goes into a tizzy in a pornography shop. Heiress-like! [ICYDK]

• Do the Europeans like Avril Lavigne so much because she makes North America looks so damn bad? Or is it less insidious and they just have bad taste? [Yeeeah]

• Katie Holmes is running the New York marathon, presumably to test her endurance for when she must steal her baby away into the night. [EBG]

• Swedish national socialists attack "degenerate" art. Now, modern art is a trick, but fascists always go overboard. [Queerty]

• VH1 to keep open misogyny factory. [DListed]

• America Ferrera wins Hispanic Woman of the Year, despite Perez Hilton's best efforts. [PS]

• Sienna Miller's depilatory procedures belie her hippie-ness. (NSFW) [HT]

• "Heap on the punishment in great waves," sayeth the judge. [INO]

• Scarlett Johansson (forgot about her) on being Woody Allen's "muse." [ICYDK]

• Lohan done with Hollywood. Good, but don't come to New York. It's…uh…all burned down. [Yeeeah]

• Pay to party in the clothes of celebrities! It'll make dry humping on the dance floor even more pathetic. [CityRag]

• "One eighty seven on an em ef cop." Hoooooooooo boyyyyyyyyy! There's so much wrong here. [SH]

• The gentleman Kid Rock has told Rolling Stone he thinks Pamela Anderson lied about a miscarriage to dissuade him from going to a Laker's game. Yowza! [DListed]

• A Britney Spears sex tape might exist! Amazing how five years and dozens of wigs can completely sap my interest in that statement. [HT]

• Real tattoo twins share needles. Until then, it's all child's play. [PS]

• Kevin Federline arrived to court today wearing an eye patch. Arrrrrrrrrrr-some! [INO]

• Ray J said he has slept with over 1,000 women, before immediately adding, "Well, at least 994 definite women and possibly six more." [ICYDK]

• Rehab still not the boss of Lohan. [Yeeeah]

• Kitten's fighting even harder than ex Partridge Family psychotics with major chips on their bulky shoulders. [CityRag]

• Avril Lavigne: "When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!'" Oh, boy. Can we give her back to Canada? [DListed]

• He is, but who looks older? [DS]

• So now neither Simpson sister does anything but pose? [HT]

• What do Russians know about Glamour? [Source]

• Let the Transformers derivatives begin! [ICYDK]

• Michael Lohan visits Lindsay and reminisces about when he used to be whacked-out in rehab. [Yeeeah]

• Madonna and Elton John are buds again. I'm sure you were fraught over the whole thing. Rest easy tonight. [CityRag]

This video is hard to follow, unintelligible, slightly obscene, poorly working and practically useless; exactly like its subject.

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans maintain that they are not romantically involved, though these photos prove that they are alcoholically involved and, soon, will be pukingly involved, which is never good while romantically involved. That usually leads to being awkwardly involved and then being-asked-to-leave involved.

After the jump, more from the debut of Miller's clothing line, Twenty8Twelve.

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