Shooting victim, ex-con and rap mogul 50 Cent recently told Vibe magazine that he's out of the groupie game. The "Wankster" mastermind says that every time a naked female fan hides out in his hotel room and tries to get a glimpse of his magic stick (this has happened more than once?), he summarily shows them the door.

I've been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet - naked. … Hell, no! Are you kidding me? That's like Amsterdam. Amsterdam is fun for some people, but I don't want no [bleep] that costs $50. There's too many people that got $50.

God, we love the irony of a high-minded grandee using an unpublishable euphemism when describing his standards for women.

Now let's play a fun game of Guess That Offensive Slang Term. Participation is simple: Just guess what you think an ascetic, classy chap like 50 Cent calls good good when speaking with people who will publish his words for millions to read.

Ashlee Simpson, on being told that, in cockney rhyming slang, "one too many Britney Spears" means "one too many beers": "Oh, you mean one too many trashy girls!"

Um, no, that's not what he meant, you damn pot.