This sophisticated lady, Las Vegas cocktail waitress Caroline Pal, is the latest in a string of women who have captivated the heart of Olympic hero Michael Phelps. And she's not just another notch on his bedpost: Mike took this one home to spend Thanksgiving with his family. We can only hope she swapped out that tired black belt for something more festive and bedazzled.

More pictures of the gentlewoman here.

Why is this poor little dog desperately trying to run away?

CONTINUED »

BECAUSE THE WORLD HATES WOMEN Someone bravely sneaked up to actress Sienna Miller's home last night and spray-painted "slut" onto the front of it. Presumably this happened because Miller used her EVIL feminine wiles to capture a man who was once happily married, thus totally bringing this Hawthornian punishment on herself!