Speaking of good parenting, here's a pregnant Lily Allen on a fag break. Her publicist promised the Daily Mail Allen didn't know she was pregnant at the time of the photo, but tell it to Asthmatic Alfred growing in her belly!
According to Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence, perennial disappointment Tara Reid will not be reprising her one-time role on the medical comedy. Reid was reportedly Lawrence's least favorite guest star, "'not because she wasn't a nice person,' but because she allegedly stank of booze and smokes." Well, of course she did.
Ashlee Simpson begged a photog not to take her picture last week during a cigarette break outside boyfriend Pete Wentz's East Village bar, Angels and Kings. "I don't want my fans knowing I smoke!" she pleaded. "It's so bad, but I just crave nicotine sometimes."
That's called addiction, Ashee! (See that? Ha!)
Whoops! Remember when we told you Nicole Richie was seen puffing cancer sticks while with child? Turns out that was a lie perpetrated by some lunatic at the New York Post. Richie was in Thailand and Australia at the times in question, not New York. (Slight oversight!) That's the last time we trust anyone who still calls human beings "Oriental."
Wonderful news: Rumor has it that a pregnant Nicole Richie has twice been seen smoking over the past few days. Huzzah! She's strong enough to lift cigarettes!
Did you know that there's controversy surrounding the risks of secondhand smoke? Well, there are. And while the people who say it's bad are probably right, it's doubtful that they're as right as they think; so it's not earth-shattering if a mother smokes around her children. The irreparable damage these kids will suffer will come when they realize that their mother ran the risk of imbuing their tiny, pink lungs with smoke whilst not being willing to run the risk of going about with very short hair.
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Smoking a little bit before you exercise is a good way to let your body know to not get egotistical. You're telling it, "Hey, no matter how great you're going to feel in a few minutes, you're still my property, and I can destroy you at will." That way, it won't expect to be getting run every day and fed lean protein every three hours blah, blah, blah.
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Amy Winehouse, who will be performing at this weekend's Glastonbury Festival, demands in her rider the following: two bottles of Spanish red wine, a large bottle of vodka, a bottle of champagne, a bottle of brandy, one case of lager ("NOT Stella or Carling!") and 40 Marlboro Lights. Further requests are a "load" of chocolate and three "good quality" pizzas.
As anyone who's been to the UK will tell you, coming up with the booze and chocolate should be no problem, but finding a "good quality" English pizza will be an exercise in futility.
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Just from being alive and not deaf for the past couple decades, we should all be aware that smoking's really unhealthy. Knowing that, it's a damn shame how determined and stern a handsome smoker in a suit looks. It's "brooding artist" in a nice li'l package! Toss in the fact that "stepping out for a smoke" is a perfect way to excuse yourself from awkward situations and that puffing kills time between sips at bars, and you've got a perfect habit. Now if scientists could just get around that whole cancer thing…
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