Paris Hilton attended Sober Day 2008, an event hosted by the Brent Shapiro Foundation for Alcohol and Drug Awareness, this weekend in Beverly Hills. We're guessing she has a different take on the meaning of "alcohol awareness."

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We weren't even aware that Lindsay Lohan was in New York City this weekend, but apparently she was here tagging along with maybe-lesbian lover Samantha Ronson, who worked the DJ booth at Times Square's Hawaiian Tropic Zone (which just sounds douche-y).

And, naturally, Linds enjoyed multiple Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails until 4:15 a.m. Because that's the 13th step, right?

Unfortunately for everyone in attendance, the alcohol forced her to dance like she was having a seizure, as described by a traumatized eye-witness: "Lohan really got into the music, tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls — even throwing her hands in the air and singing along to Madonna's new song '4 Minutes.' She also sang along and pumped her chest to 'Soulja Boy.'"

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Lindsay Lohan, our favorite sobriety champion, was out in Hollywood this week enjoying the men — and the booze.

Lindsay Lohan was working her charms as she fluttered back and forth between Adrian Grenier and Leonardo DiCaprio Tuesday night at a West Hollywood club.

LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the Entourage star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. 'She was very flirty with Leo,' says our spy. 'But he wasn’t saying much to her.' DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.

P.S.: Our witness says the supposedly rehabbed actress was drinking vodka and champagne.

We missed slutty alcoholic LiLo. With Britney (hopefully) getting her life back together and Paris boring us with her usual tricks, Linds is a breath of fresh air. Why continue with your sobriety and self-respect when you can throw yourself on men who are already in relationships?

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The celebs came out in droves for UMG's Grammy Celebration; among them was renowned musical genius Lindsay Lohan. Where was her Grammy? "Rumors" is still one of the most beautiful songs of all time. She spent the evening hanging out with the great influences of Hollywood at a venue that was sure to be alcohol- and drug-free.

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Now that Lindsay Lohan has once again dyed her hair brown, thus making her look younger than 40, it's safe to say she's serious about this whole sobriety thing. Going to a James Blunt concert — where Paris Hilton was also in attendance — is a different story. So which is it, Linds?

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