Solange Knowles made an embarrassing on-air mistake last week during an interview for the Las Vegas Fox station, but she didn't apologize. Instead, she took to YouTube to defend herself, critique the "level of journalism right now" and instruct the folks at the Fox station to stop "jockin' Jay-Z." They didn't like that too much.
• Solange Knowles manages to be more obnoxious than most celebrity siblings. [DListed]
• Apparently the "turn to the side and hope Us Weekly does a good Photoshop job" diet doesn't stick. [Yeeeah]
• Jessica Simpson seriously needs to stop talking about Tony Romo. [PS]
• A new tell-all is in the works called Stalking Britney — or, as we like to call it, In Touch. [ICYDK]
• Heidi Montag continues to willingly be the butt of America's jokes. [HT]
• We disagree with this list of the top 10 funniest movies of all time. [INO]
The celebs came out in droves for UMG's Grammy Celebration; among them was renowned musical genius Lindsay Lohan. Where was her Grammy? "Rumors" is still one of the most beautiful songs of all time. She spent the evening hanging out with the great influences of Hollywood at a venue that was sure to be alcohol- and drug-free.
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Besides being a gallows for Britney Spears to hang herself – for now, just figuratively – last night's MTV Video Music Awards also proved to be a boring, insipid and massive forum for rewarding mediocrity. In short, Miss Teen South Carolina was there. Bravo, MTV!
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How many hundreds of percentage points better than you is your sister, who, although contrived and unlistenable, is still your superior? You think only 100? Whatever, that's still a lot.
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• Mischa Barton is a shitty client, but she looks nice in a dress. I guess you take what you can get. [DListed]
• I asked this Bob Dylan guy to be my MySpace friend. I hope I get the add cause his music sounds super emo-tastic. [MySpace via BWE]
• Just when you thought he couldn't get more desperate, David Hasselhoff is offering his goods to Kate Beckinsale. [PopSugar]
• Up until recently I lived very close to Matt Damon. It's probably for the best that I didn't knew that earlier. [NY Mag]
• The Find The Hottest Picture of Britney Before She Tanked competition. [CollegeHumor via CityRag]
• Yeah, life sort of sucks as the Other Knowles Sister. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Dave Navarro has moved on to Jenna Jameson, cause Carmen Elektra just wasn't porn-y enough. [Star]
• While another MTV couple, the Barkers, prepare to Meet the Divorce Lawyers. [People]
Sigh, well, at least Solange Knowles has skinnier legs than her outstandingly gorgeous and glowing sister Beyonce. Otherwise, sorry honey, you're always going to suffer in comparison.
The girls are modeling some generally befuddling dresses for the House of Dereon, Beyonce's mom's fashion line. I say befuddling because I usually prefer my semi-formal outer garmets without gaping holes in the sides, but I suppose no one asked me. And to think, I assumed that babydoll dresses went out with the 90s. Dereon does have the right idea though, if you're going to have mediocre designs, you may as well put them on the most beautiful models you can find. I just would have thought that if Beyonce had a hand in the design it could have been better than this.
After the jump it only gets worse. Far, far worse. I'm not sure how they were able to get Beyonce positioned so awkwardly, but I sincerly hope those shots don't go to print. Note to the general public: stay away from the upside-down rhinestone fleur-de-lis. Just a general life rule.
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