Look! Star got a photo of Jessica Simpson's ex-jock, Tony Romo, out in Chicago with a new girlfriend, one who looks amazingly similar to Jessica Simpson. Snooze. Clearly, these meatheads are not heeding our advice.

• Maury finally just putting the racism out there in front. [BWE]

• Ummmmm…that's the face for shock, happiness, depression and embarrassment. [DListed]

• Who's Audrina Patridge and why's her name not Andrea Partridge? [HT]

• Criss Angel explains the Britney Spears incident. Can he also explain the magic trick he's pulled that makes people think he's cool? [ICYDK]

• So many blonds, so little interest. [CityRag]

• Britney Spears' comeback performance will "shock" you. That's a good word to use when one can't honestly say "be good." "Entertain" also would have worked. [Yeeeah]