It's no secret that the paparazzi are annoying, and last night the photogs finally got to Tobey Maguire. Spidey snapped, causing a scene much like Britney Spears circa 2007. We have a little more sympathy for him than, say, Lindsay Lohan, because, although his photog group is significantly smaller than that of LiLo's, he doesn't necessarily beg for all the attention.

• Jake Gyllenhaal is always a gentlemen, especially when it involves Natalie Portman nude. [Grumpy Old Indian Man]

• New Spiderman 3 trailer! Warning: this link is completely disturbing. [Junkiness]

• Kim Stewart has mercy on us all and wears underwear. [Happy Birthday Trent! PITNB]

• Fashion-forward Lucy Liu bravely dons the lycra dress. [PopSugar]

• Baby Matilda already has the Heath Ledger smirk down pat. [Faded Youth]

• Star Magazine is merely suggesting that Lindsay Lohan partook in this "New Lipo." [PopBytes]

• Cameron Diaz is maybe wearing an engagement ring, but is probably just fucking with us. [Bricks & Stones]