• Who wants to look like Victoria Beckham? Anyone? … Anyone? [ICYDK]

• What cats do while their owners are sleeping. [CityRag]

• Britney Spears doesn't have to shave her armpits, but she also doesn't have to raise her arms over her head in front of photographers. [Yeeeah]

• The Brangelina army will be adding more soldiers in the near future. [DListed]

• Heath Ledger's ex Michelle Williams steps out with her new boyfriend, Spike Jonze. Good for her. [INO]

• Audrina Patridge seems to have forgiven ex Justin Bobby for "hooking up" (but not really) with her former BFF Lauren Conrad. Naturally, she's still pissed at LC. [PS]

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• Bill O'Reilly proves, yet again, that he makes poor arguments. Appropriate on a day when Mollygood readers proclaimed Nacho Libre a cultural progression in American cinema. [SH]

• In her first good decision ever, Jenna Jameson got rid of her breast implants. Though her reasoning – "I wanted more room in my body for meth" – proves frightening. [DListed]

• Aguilera's baby bumps and lady lumps. (Which is which?) [HT]

• Eva Longoria flies to Switzerland to poke at dinner. [ICYDK]

• Aunt Becky is still boring! [DS]

• Who cares what he looks like, Spike Jonze is funny, thus he gets laid. That's the reality idiots who spend five hours in the gym each day can't cope with. [Yeeeah]

• Brad Pitt fights for New Orleans! US Government says, "Good for him." [CityRag]