To the salon, men who condition: Selma Blair is back on the market after splitting with boyfriend Matthew Felker, the male model oracle who once proffered this wisdom in his MySpace blog:
After two and a half years together, Jessica Alba and boyfriend Cash Warren have split. And though the couple's demeanor was generally that of harmony and love, the story Us tells of the dissolution is none too gentle, and certainly not amicable.
Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."
Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.
Fucking ouch! Don't feel too sorry for the guy, though. He's a Yalie and his dad's a semi-famous actor. Nice guys do finish last, but entitled ones don't. That's why they're entitled.
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Jude Law and Sienna Miller have grown sick of making each other less attractive and have called it quitsies again. I almost care, but can't really figure out why either of these people are more than marginally famous. People reports:
Jude Law and Sienna Miller have finally split for good, a source close to the pair tells PEOPLE exclusively.
"It's a mutual decision," a pal of the actor says of ending the roller-coaster romance. "They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed."
I could have sworn these two once made a smoking hot couple, but looking at pictures like these from last week, I'm mostly hoping the break-up returns them both to regular grooming and mirror reliance when dressing.
How dare that bastard break the fragile little heart of Lindsay Lohan? I give Lindsay a hard time here, but I really wanted to see these two crazy kids make it. In the end though, even the power of the firecrotch couldn't keep Harry around for her shit show. People reports:
"Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio," a source tells PEOPLE. "Nothing happened at dinner, but shortly afterward, he broke up with her."
Why the split? "She was too much drama," says the source. "Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it's all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn't the partying that broke them up. She's young and a little bit immature. Harry's more low-key and not into the same stuff she's into."
However, a source close to Lohan says, "No one 'dumped' anyone. You don't dump people when you're 20 and 25. You have a mature relationship, and you take a break and you see what happens. Everyone does that."
Lohan's rep could not immediately be reached for comment. A rep for Morton said, "I do not comment on his personal life."
Indeed, Lohan, 20, was spotted at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont on Thursday, running onto the patio where four of her friends were sitting – and weeping, a wad of tissues on one hand, her cell phone in the other.
"She ran in, sat with her group, put down her cell phone and cried to her pals," an observer tells PEOPLE. "The group looked very concerned and listened intently to what she was saying."
After the Chateau, Lohan went to Hyde Lounge, where she arrived around 12:30 a.m. and stayed until the hot spot closed at 2 a.m. She mingled with friends and didn't appear to be distraught: "She was having a blast," says one patron, "even with a broken hand."
If the past few months have been Lindsay taking it easy with the partying, I shudder to think what newly heartbroken and single Lindsay is going look like. Don't drown your sorrows in booze, girl, I'd really like to see you live to 25.
Speaking of Lohan, she's been losing all day at the Dead Eye-Off Finals, but it's not over yet. Seven hours left. Any win is a good win, right?
I'll be here all weekend, including the (totally thrilling) conclusion of the week-long First Ever MollyGood Dead Eye-Off.
Mostly though I'll be trying to get my brand new puppy to spaz less.
Kisses and Dirty Grey Goose Martinis in honor of Lins,
Molly
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It's a tragic day for true love, my friends. TMZ reports:
Singer Whitney Houston will file for divorce from husband Bobby Brown. Houston's rep Nancy Seltzer confirms to TMZ that Houston intends to divorce Brown, and that filing for a separation is just a "legal technicality" on the way to divorce. Seltzer did not divulge any further details concerning where or when the filings were made, and calls to Brown's lawyer were not returned.
Houston and Brown have been married for 14 years and have one daughter, Bobbi Kristina.
So, I'm guessing that upcoming seasons of Being Bobby Brown will include a lot less pulling fecal matter out of one another's orifices? Probably for the best.
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…or at least Orlando's not seeing Kate anymore. (Get it? Because she's so thin? Groan.) Yeah, yeah, these two lovebirds decided to call it quits, got knows why, but perhaps rumors that he's dating just about half of young Hollywood didn't help matters. Entertainment Tonight reports:
ET breaks the news that 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star ORLANDO BLOOM and on-again, off-again girlfriend of nearly four years, 'Superman Returns" KATE BOSWORTH, have split.
Sources close to the former couple tell ET that Orlando and Kate have decided to go their separate ways.
The couple's rep could not be reached for comment.
Orlando is currently on location in Southern California shooting 'Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End.' He was last seen on the "Teen Choice Awards"' red carpet August 20, where he accepted the surfboard award for "Choice Hottie."
Ah well, perhaps as Orlando runs into the waiting arms of every woman under 60 in sight, Kate will drown her break-up sorrows in food like the rest of us. That could be for the best.
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Yeeeaaahhh, so about all that time Kate Hudson spent going on and on about how she's totally fine with her husband sleeping around while he's on the road with his band and how monogamy isn't "realistic"…something tells me it wasn't the whole truth. According to People Magazine, Kate and husband Chris Robinson are splitting after six years of marriage. The couple hasn't given any reasons for the break-up, and probably never will, but I'm an asshole so I'll speculate that his wandering boy parts might have been part of the problem. Despite the incredible effort Chris Robinson exerts to look as grungy as possible, rock stars pull tail, lots of it, even when they've got an exponentially hotter movie star wife and long-locked little boy waiting at home. I guess I can see how that would get old.
Although back in June MollyGood reported on Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra's split, this time they're making it public. The MTV reality show curse strikes again and calls out this sham marriage for what it is. The Barkers are next. And then, fingers crossed, the Osbournes or either of the couples from Real World: Austin.
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There is still hope for the Feder-haters of the world. Perhaps the state of her marriage isn't as peachy as Britney Spears attempted to make it seem during her interview with Matt Lauer last week. The couple spent the weekend in Miami, seeming to make sure the camera caught them in the same frame as often as possible, but was that the extent of their together time? The Scoop reports:
The couple recently went on vacation in Florida — but they reportedly stayed in separate rooms. Spears and K-Fed spent a whopping $250,000 for a getaway on Aqua Island, according to the upcoming issue of In Touch Weekly, which reports that except for a very public romp on the beach with their 10-month-old son, the two steered pretty clear of each other. In fact, Spears rented two houses so they didn’t have to stay together.
“She did it to get away from Kevin,” a “friend” told the mag. Federline jet skied in South Beach by himself and in the evening, appeared at the club Mansion, where he had a scheduled appearance. Spears didn’t attend, but K-Fed partied with eight friends, drank Cristal champagne, and danced until 3:30 a.m., according to the mag. Despite their problems, a “pal” says, Spears “wants the world to think they’re happier than ever.”
Ah-Ha. Maybe he just snores really loud. Or she doesn't want to have to see when he brings multiple tramps home from the club. Whiney bitch.
Or, is what looks like two people keeping up a front when they really hate each another 'country' custom us city folk know nothing about? Because I'll tell you one thing, we know our frigid and loveless marriages thankyouverymuch.
Well, no. Parted? Most likely, but not actually gone, per se. So, um, this whole morbid 'til death do us part' imagery wedding invite wasn't so much a promise from Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra who are rapidly on the way to splitsville. More like 'til our egos do us part.' Or 'til our mutual adoration of hair products more than each other do us part.'
It's been rumored for a while that Carmen and Dave are dunzo, but Star Magazine has the full story:
"It's not going to last the summer," a source close to the couple predicts. "They've really been separate for some time now, but it looks like they're going to let it fester for a while before they finally call it quits."
Further fueling split rumors was their behavior on June 7 — Dave's 39th birthday. Although Carmen, 34, went to see his new band, The Panic Channel, perform in West Hollywood, she didn't walk the red carpet with him and skipped his birthday party afterward, the insider observes.
"Since March, they've hardly been together at all," the insider says. "She's traveling all the time and doesn't even bother to tell him her schedule. Dave's pissed off, and the stress of seeing the marriage going downhill must be breaking him apart. I think one of the reasons she's working so hard is she doesn't want to face the fact that her marriage is over. Bottom line is that the thrill is gone."
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Carmen's rep would only say, "They're still together."
I give it at least two more public denials, or a few seriously slow gossip weeks, for this story to become official. I can only hope that they don't run out of waterproof mascara during this trying time. God knows they're gonna need it. At least whatever friend is talking to the tabs is willing to use the word "fester" to describe the end of the relationship. It's what the Carmen and Dave we all saw exploit their love on MTV would've wanted.
Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette finally realized that sharing Canadian citizenship does not, in fact, make a successful or compatible couple. The two had been together for four years, engaged for the past two, but never made any attempt at wedding plans.
The "dress" Alanis is wearing in this picture no doubt played a role in the split.
I tried my hardest to ignore their relationship since my pea-brain could never understand why Angsty-Pants LaRou Morissette wanted to be with Van Wilder, or vice versa, so I'm at peace with this split. It's what Alanis would want.
In June 2005, Morissette told PEOPLE.com of her fiancé, "He's just such a supportive creature. I feel so loved by him, in a trampoline kind of way. He's always very happy for me."
She credited the success of their relationship in part to the fact that they're both Canadian. "We already started off with the shorthand, so I think it's a really great base. I attempted dating many American men. I tried!"
No wedding date was ever announced. "We're just really enjoying this (engagement) phase," Morissette told PEOPLE.com last year. Said Reynolds, "We feel like we're already married."
Well, I guess that's true in the sense that you hate each other.
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Sean Preston is fat and angry, or at the very least chubs and surly, these days. I'm not going to assume it's because Britney Spears looks like she is about to let him slip out of her arms. Wll…not…judge…very…hard…
Moving on…
Me thinks Britney's smug expression at the gym today might mean she's got something (deeee-vorce) up her sleeve. That, or she thinks we're all chumps, because there's no way she's so smiley over a solid jog on the treadmill. Only an asshole smiles on the treadmill for no reason.
According to US Weekly's handy time piece, Britney has been Federline clear for 74 days. Of course the symptoms may flare up at any time, so it's best not to get hopes up or, god forbid, resume fantasies about the old Britney. She's not out of the woods yet.
The couple is shown here at marginally happier times.
Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz are calling it a "separation", but we'll probably never see their pretty little faces together or hear their precious accents intertwine ever again. Showbiz relations are hard because you never get to see each other (or are they perfect because you understand one another? I never get it right).
People has the story:
The couple "have decided to take time off as a couple. Due to busy work schedules and so much time apart, they mutually decided four weeks ago that separating was the best thing to do at this time," according to a joint statement from the couple to PEOPLE.
"They're very good friends, but they haven't been able to be together," a source close to Cruz tells PEOPLE. "Who knows what the future holds."
Pish tosh, the future holds nothing outside of the occassional award show rendezvous for these two un-love birds.
Cruz is shown on the side at the Cannes closing ceremony party, where she won an acting award for her upcoming film Volver. This announcement was made immediately upon her return and specifically stipulates that they split a month ago, which methinks means Ms. Cruz found some lovin' at Cannes and didn't want the rumors of infidelty starting.
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Maybe part of the reason Britney Spears' marriage to Kevin Federline may actually be coming to an end is because she is sick of being portrayed like this? Just a thought. This cartoon from MTV2's new show Where My Dogs At isn't the most flattering caricature of what the pop princess has become.
It's been a long time since the couple was pictured together, and rumors have been swirling basically since the birth of their first child that Britney and Kevin are on the fast track to the big D. For the first time Britney's rep refused to deny that things are rocky, to say the least, between Britney and Kevin:
For weeks they've been leading separate lives. Now their relationship is so strained that Britney - who is pregnant with their second child - has banished 28-year-old Federline to a self-contained "bachelor" flat in the basement of their Californian mansion.
Britney saw red after returning from New York this week to find her layabout hubby lounging around, drinking and smoking dope.
The 24-year-old pop star is said to hate seeing Kev's slacker mates near their eight-month old son, Sean Preston, and has now decided she doesn't want him around her either.
Ominously, her spokesman refused to deny claims yesterday that she thinks her second marriage is over and wants a divorce. Even though the princess of pop is worth more than £65million, getting rid of Kevin may cost her as little as £190,000 and a half share of their Malibu home because of a canny prenuptial agreement.
(Silly Brits and their slang, "canny prenuptial agreement".)
Maybe I was wrong about the meaning of Britney's cryptic poetry. Maybe there is light at the end of this Cheeto and Red Bull infested tunnel. Maybe after popping out spawn pt. two, Britney will hit the gym and get back in fighting shape. Maybe Britney will publicly disown the pock on society that is Kevin Federline, thereby damning him to a life of wandering the streets until getting thrown in jail for inappropriately touching a woman’s “PopoZao”. Fine, that last one is pushing it a bit, but a girl can dream
Paul McCartney and wife Heather Mills are calling it quits. After four years of marriage, and hopefully for Heather's sake no pre-nup, the stress just got to be too much for the couple. As CNN reports:
A joint statement issued on behalf of the couple Wednesday, blamed media attention for the split,
"Having tried exceptionally hard to make our relationship work given the daily pressures surrounding us, it is with sadness that we have decided to go our separate ways," it said.
"Our parting is amicable and both of us still care about each other very much but have found it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship with constant intrusion into our private lives, and we have actively tried to protect the privacy of our child," the joint statement said.
Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that she wore this outfit. Doesn't really matter when or where, sometimes couples just can't recover from that sort of trauma.
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