If you thought Rosie O'Donnell was bad, get a load of Star Parker, a black ex-welfare recipient whom admits to having four abortions and an erstwhile addiction to crack. After becoming a born again Christian (of course), Parker is now former self-loathing; she stands in rigid opposition to welfare, abortion and crack abuse—though that last one is probably for the best.

Try to contain your laughter when Parker claims in the clip above that God's time is so different from ours that maybe the world is only 5,000 years old. Then try to contain your rage when during the clip below you realize that a crackhead whom for years benefited from the graciousness of the US Government and its taxpayers is now completely unwilling to bestow the same kindness on her fellow citizens in their times of need. This lady makes Elisabeth Hasselbeck seem rational and well-read. Is it too late to get Rosie back?

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