PARIS HILTON RECOUNTS GULLIBILITY "Tearful multi-millionaire Paris fluttered her eyes and told the News of the World: 'Every other guy I've been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people.' Top of Paris’s treachery hitlist is ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, now 40. The small-time film producer made millions selling the infamous home-made sex tape of Paris, which was originally leaked on the internet. … She also boosted the flagging careers of ex-Backstreet Boy Nick Carter and Greek shipping heirs Paris Latsis and Stavros Niarchos III, who ditched her after using their newfound celebrity to snare other women. 'After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me,' said Paris, 27."
The road to sobriety is a long and winding one, and liquor stores and bars dot the serpentine path. Perhaps unsurprisingly, those roadside attractions occasionally prove too tempting for Hollywood's most freckled alcoholic Lindsay Lohan.
The "I Know Who Killed Me" star knocked back "at least two" vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn…
Lohan, who checked out of a Utah rehab center in October, downed the drinks while partying with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and MTV reality "star" Brody Jenner, sources tell us.
"Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail," says a friend, attempting to explain. "People overexaggerate her behavior when in fact on Friday night, many people commented to her on how composed she was."
Redundancy aside, can one "overexaggerate" how dangerous it is for the recently relapsed Lohan to be drinking vodka with assholes? We hope so.
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• How we miss Dave Chapelle. [CityRag]
• Jodie Foster comes out (although not really). [IS]
• Something tells us this is LAX. [DListed]
• FutureSex/LoveShow is now over. NotReally/TooBummed. [PS]
• Keira Knightley goes topless. Presumably because she was asked to take of her shirt. Acting! [HT]
• Blah blah blah blah blah child abuse. [ICYDK]
• Can we please trade Ed Hardy for Hypercolor and make "fashion" good again? [INO]
• Lindsay Lohan's dating some Greek. We recommend the spanakopita. [Yeeeah]
According to a Page Six article published today, wasted waste Brandon Davis has fallen on tough times. Relegated to crashing on couches and suffering the indignity of asking for—and being denied—money from friends, the oil heir is finding it difficult to get out of a hole he dug with bottles and outbursts.
Several sources said Davis - who once hounded Lindsay Lohan for not having money and called her a "firecrotch" - has been financially cut off by his wealthy family for not being able to get his act together, and pals like Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos aren't taking his calls.
Petra Nemcova—tsunami survivor and children's charity supporter—may be falling in to the shallow end. Here's the scoop from Page Six:
The tsunami-surviving supermodel, who just broke up with fey singer James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos. Our eagle-eyed spy caught the two making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Niarchos' oil-heir friend Brandon Davis. "She was grinding him," our witness said. "It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww."
Petra should know that surviving a devastating tsunami is one thing, but trying to stay whole, decent and kind amongst the bunch of sedentary drinkers she's fallen in with is going to be one of the hardest fights of her life.
Some amazing egghead hacked into Lindsay Lohan's MySpace, and he's unleashed his findings on the world. Among some bland minutia like party invites from Shanna Barker (nee Moakler), there are unintentionally hilarious message wars in which Lohan attacks Paris Hilton, calling her a "cunt" and dubbing her friend Perez Hilton a "fat fuck." Another great moment comes when ex-Paris bf Stavros Niarchos asks of Lindsay, essentially, "Why you gotta play me like that?" Her response: "fu." Oh the wit!
Also hilarious are all the liberties with the English language the messages take. Though the one most worth noting has to be Paris' use of the fake word "broughten" (that's not a typo, babe).
Whoever this hacker is, he should know that while what he has done is funny, it's also illegal. I hope he expects to be broughten up on charges.
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While Nicole Richie was getting in her own brand of trouble over the weekend, Paris was in Miami with her Grease Factory Crew for Miami Basel, the annual clusterfuck art fair. Paris and Nicky hosted a party and generally made themselves available all weekend, while Stavros, always the recluse, appaears to have spent much time trying to force alcohol down his friend's throat. Whee. It's a real wonder why his parents aren't thrilled about hie choice of mates. Page Six reports:
"They refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while," a source said. "Paris even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year's, and they still wouldn't meet her. They think she's tacky." It's a sentiment that seems to be shared by the father of Nicky Hilton's paramour, David Katzenberg. A family friend said Jeffrey Katzenberg, the former Disney exec who co-founded DreamWorks, "thinks the Hiltons are just . . . lowbrow and that his son is young and should be dating around." Meanwhile, it's only been a month, but Nicky and David are already saying, "I love you.
I'm not sure why you wouldn't want your son to bring home a Hilton, it's not like she would infest all of your furniture or anything.
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Ha, forever. I make myself laugh. Even if Paris is engaged to Stavros Niarchos, she'll be single by '08. What was that about a new Hiltongagament? Page Six reports:
Hilton shocked partygoers Monday night when she arrived at Stacey Bendet's "Black & White" dinner for her clothing line alice+olivia at Katsuya in L.A. wearing a huge diamond ring on her left hand. She strolled in with her on-again, off-again Greek - and a ring that looked suspiciously like the fake "diamond" solitaire she once claimed former fiancé Paris Latsis gave her. (Latsis actually gave her a smaller ring from Cartier.) Either way, Hilton wasn't being very open about it. The celebutard acted coy when dinner guests asked about Niarchos and the ring. She spent the night canoodling with Niarchos (who last told Page Six he was "a student"), next to sister Nicky Hilton, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, Michelle Trachtenberg and Mena Suvari. Reps for Hilton and Niarchos didn't return calls for comment.
You can see the ring in question in a couple of these photos. I don't entirely remember Paris' first fakey ParisParis engagement ring (who am I kidding? It's seared into my memory), but I think this one is different. Call me a hopeless romantic (or someone whose sensibility has been ruined by Brit vaj and Lohan lunacy), but something about these two has been pretty adorable these days. Plus, anyone who will lay claim to that CDC Music Factory deserves some accolades.
Don't let Stavros Niarchos' attempt to get Paris Hilton's attention by climbing on top of her limo on Halloween fool you, the young man is turning over a new leaf. At a recent event he told Page Six why we should all take him seriously:
"I am a student of art and history now."
I'm just hoping that by "art" he doesn't mean Paris' CD and "history" the sad fact that he is intimately tied through STDs to Paris' entire sexual past.
• Madonna is too busy promoting herself to manage her roots. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Anna Nicole Smith admitted over IM that Larry Birkhead is her baby's daddy. ROFLMAO. [TMZ]
• Our adorable little friends interview adorable George Clooney. [PopSugar]
• The Lohans always hope for a white Christmas. [DListed]
• Knowledge (about Jessica Simpson) is power. [BWE]
• Sharon Stone refused to endorse Barbie's made in her likeness because they didn't look enough like the actress. Jesus, woman, do you want to give the children nightmares? [Junkiness]
• Maybe someone should explain to Nicole Richie that through the wonders of Internet shopping you can buy and rehabilitate simultaneously. [The Superficial]
• Stavros is an idiot. [X17]
Despite her publicist's denials that she and Harry Morton really split and are just in one of those fighting all the time phases, the rumor mill is churning about an apparent Lindsay Lohan/Stavros Niarchos make-out session on the dance floor middle school dance steez this weekend. Fuck it. Lindsay, Paris, Stavros, and Harry (fine, I guess Paris Lastis can come, but just because I feel bad for him) should get it over with and have an orgy. It's not like their viral infections aren't mutually transmitted anyway.
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How was your Labor Day weekend? Was it as good as Harry Morton's in which he spent most of his time (before flying to Venice for the film festival, I know) grabbing Lindsay Lohan's ass and boobs. Hey, what other perk is there to dating a frisky starlet than having the unique ability to fondle lady parts?
My Labor Day festivities in LA involved lots of friends and lots of food. Yummy all around. On Friday night I hit up Les Deux with my big brother had the pleasure of hovering awkwardly close to Keira Knigtly (in an idiotic, from what I could tell, red dress) and Stavros Niarchos (who was surrounded by a gaggle of blonde ladies and surprisingly shorter than I expected…isn't that always the case with male Hollywood? To be fair, his luscious mane was even more luscious than I thought. I wanted to approach The Stav Infection, but he was pretty caught up with enterprising females). I'm back though, and ready to service all your gossip needs. I won't abandon you anymore, pinky swear.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here, people. Is it just me or do none of the celebrities who attended Brody Jenner's 23rd birthday party at Privledge look like themselves at all? (Other than Nicole Richie, who looks like herself, only, and amazingly, thinner.) Like, has Kristin Cavallari aged 30 years? Is that you, Jack Osborne? Nicky Hilton? Stavros?…And Tara Reid is only distinguishable because no one else would be caught dead in those jeans? Am I losing it?
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Paris Hilton, shown here at Diddy's white party where, if I am understanding this correctly, she broke up with Stavros via text message despite both being in the same f-ing place, may have been swindling us all with this whole Nicole Richie feud.
Okay, I'm dealing with too many Hiltonaches at once. Fuck the Stav Infection, lets just tackle this whole Richie thing being a lie. As Paris alluded to months ago, the end of this season of The Simple Life ends in a twist. As today's Scoop says:
The feuding best friends were forced to exchange words on the season finale of “The Simple Life: ‘Til Death Do Us Part,” reports In Touch Weekly. “Nicole, we have to talk,” Hilton says to Richie in the August 13 episode. “This has got to stop.” Then the screen fades to black. Now some are speculating that the two-year feud was little more than a publicity stunt to give the “reality show” a plot twist.
Considering she couldn't even shock us by describing the sexual exploits she engages in nightly with her personal zoo, the only real option for the finale is this reconciliation with Nicole. Now, we all know that their friendship died when Nicole "knew what she did," but what this theory presupposes is, what if what Nicole knew was that she did nothing except agree to the stunt.
If those two sneaky biatches start being seen together next week, we've all been Punk'd.
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Paris "Man Hands" Hilton and The Stav Infection demonstrate that the couple that surgically attaches cell phones to their hands together stays together (for at least a week!). Whether their love will survive the plane flight back to the states from St. Tropez, only time will tell.
If there's one thing that will win back Paris Hilton's heart, it's bumping uglies in the middle of a crowded club. Therefore, it's only natural that she's back together, ya know, officially, with Stavros Niarchos. People caught up with Ms. Thang, slinky dress and all:
"We're together now here. We love each other," Hilton, who, like Niarchos, is in Saint-Tropez, told PEOPLE on Monday at Diddy's Unforgettable 50 party aboard a rented yacht.
While talking to PEOPLE, Hilton paused for a moment to call Niarchos on her PDA. "Stav, where are you, baby?" she said. "Come on over. I love you."
Seconded Hilton's friend, Carolina D'Amore, "They love each other very much."
I'm sure that Stav loves being treated like a disobediant puppy whenever he wanders away. Speaking of which, has Stavros ever actually spoken? Is there a record that he's even proficient in English, or has vocal cords for that matter? Just wondering.
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Back together schmack together, Paris Hilton just wanted some in-club nastiness this weekend when she disrobed Stavros Niarchos at a St. Tropez club. Niarchos, on the other hand, looks like he mostly just ended up passed out in her lap. See, she didn't even have to bludgeon her prey in order to drag him back (on those enormous flipper feet, yikes) to her lair to have her way in the bedroom. Young love, my friends, young love.
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The Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton War has been going on for weeks now, which in Hollywood time is about a decade. Will these two young beauties ever see eye to eye? Will Stavros Niarchos ever be worth this much trouble? Can they please start speading more salacious rumors about each other? Stay tuned to Page Six to find out:
PARIS Hilton is so upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Greek playboy Stavros Niarchos, she screamed insults at Lohan at Butter on Monday night. Witnesses report Hilton went up to Lohan and shouted, "I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!" After taking more insults and curses, Lohan said, "That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you." Lohan promptly left. A rep for Lohan said, "Correct. Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road."After Lohan left, Hilton did a striptease for N.Y. Knick David Lee, Eli Manning and a bunch of other N.Y. Giants.
I mean, shouldn't Paris have already know that Lindsay and Stavros has been seen together? I knew that. Everyone knew that. Doesn't she read the gossip? If not, she should; there's a lot of shit going around that she might want to know about.
What I want to hear more about is her pro-athlete strip tease afterwards. How nudie did she get? Were the other people at the club completely unphased by Paris' behavior? Did Eli Manning cry about it?
Dear God, I have so many questions and never enough answers.
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