Party photog and young girl devotee extraordinaire, The Cobrasnake (seen here on the left) was out last night to catch the Lohan in her native habitat. And what a star-studded evening it was (Samiere Armstrong of brief OC fame! DJ AM plus some post-richie lbs.! Uhhh, Eve (Ed: Oops)?) for Miss Thang. It's good to see that last week's wild hospital ride didn't keep our young doe down for too long!
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Um, eeeewwwww. Lindsay Lohan must stop looking like she's about to make nasty with Steve Aoki a.k.a. Kid Millionaire, DJ to the rich hipster kids who are too fucked up to notice he's not really all that super duper talented. I wonder if when she's on the outs from Harry, Lindsay lets Aoki tap that ass. Shudder. Sometimes I freak myself out. At least it's nice to see DJ Lohands back on the turntables.
Rumors have been circulating, starting back on Janet Charltan's blog, that Lohan staged her Birkin theft of last Friday. Since then, other sources have picked this rumor up; however, it's the one story I actually sort of put past Lohan, only because it makes no sense as a publicity stunt. We were only able to feel bad for Lohan for a couple hours before the purse came back and it started to look a lot more like she just left it somewhere. Perhaps this was one of those times that a client getting press for look like a negligent ass is actually not a good thing, but what do I know?
At least she kept her Birkin encased in a larger bag (which she will hopefully not leave unattended) while traveling yesterday. She's got one thing under control at a time. In these pics it was her purse, but certainly not her pants. Baby steps, people.
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I wasn't kidding about the Lindsay Lohan bikini posts all day thing. The morning after her $100,000 20th birthday party paid for entirely by Life & Style Magazine in exchange for exclusive photo rights, Lindsay rocked another bikini hard at the beach aspect of her weekend-long celebration. This Smashbox beach party was DJed by only the hippest man on the scene these days, Steve Aoki, who even let the Lohan take a turn behind the tables. The birthday celebrations were attended by Nicole Richie, Owen Wilson, Kristin Cavallari, and Kate Bosworth, among others. So I take it Owen Wilson likes his girls young.
It's not all fun and games for Lindsay, however (okay, fine, it is), as she admits to having to pay back Bryan Adams after f-ing up his bed back in her youthful 19-year-old days.
She says, "I had a big accident making breakfast. I fell up the staircase.
(I) scraped my bacon and egg sandwich off the floor, ate it, then fell asleep." After Lohan woke up she discovered she'd spilled four pints of blood on his bed through a gash in her leg.
She adds, "I had to buy him a new mattress."
No word yet as to how much Adams paid her for the first American press in some years.
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