I had admittedly been counting down the days until The Office premiered its fifth season, and last night's hour-long episode was certainly worth the wait. I don't want to give too much away for those who have yet to see the show, so I've listed my favorite moments after the jump — and you can add your own.
• A reason to love New York City's subway system. [CityRag]
• Amy Winehouse punched someone for the third time in less than two weeks. At this point, it's just humorous. [Yeeeah]
• Why is Jessica Alba sucking up to Justin Timberlake? [INO]
• More proof Steve Carell is a good guy. [PS]
• Denise Richards' neighbors are trying to force her out due to the media circus brought about by her reality show. Also, because she's a miserable shrew. [ICYDK]
• Always wanted to see Brigitte Nielsen get plastic surgery? No? Well, too bad. [DListed]
• Please pass along the memo: Five annoying phrases are being retired from television. [MTV]
• Jessica Alba's brother has the same feelings we do when it comes to babies. [Us]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still flaunting their obvious relationship in public, likely to Dina's dismay. [PS]
• A lucky little baby was born with a special present on his back. (Slightly NSFW) [DListed]
• Anne Hathaway on Michael Scott: “Making out with him is like the yummiest lollipop, dipped in sunshine and wrapped in a masculine wrapper! That’s the only way I can think to describe it.” [ICYDK]
All hell broke loose at the Horton Hears A Who! premiere Saturday in LA. The movie's tag line — "After all, a person is a person, no matter how small" — attracted a mob of pro-life protesters. Because if there's anyone who needs to quit with the abortions, it's kids under the age of 10.
Jason Wahler then showed up on the red carpet, presumably as a "pro-choice" argument.
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• How fights between prima donnas begin. [TMZ]
• Paul McCartney's new lady friend is still married! [DListed]
• Steve Carrell is no scab. [EBG]
• Lenny Kravitz scurrying about in tight pants. Nothing more. [PS]
• Is melanoma fashionable? [HT]
• Jessica Simpson: "A Boston man is closest to a Southern man, I believe." [INO]
• Kim Kardashian celebrates that one (other) time she showed her breasts and vagina to the world. [ICYDK]
• Before he totaled his race car, subsequently injuring his good friend, Nick Hogan had been drinking. What a Hulkamaniac. [Yeeeah]
• The Critic: Gone but never, ever forgotten. [CityRag]
The 2007 Teen Choice Awards aired last evening on Fox, and for some odd reason, Larry Birkhead was invited. (Choice Litigious Ex-Lover of a Late Junkie?) As usual, this annual recognition of mediocrity stood as a rock solid reminder of why teenagers aren't allowed to make very important decisions.
Winners and photos after the jump.
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In case you don't speak Cat, there are subtitles for Steve Carrell's bit at this weekend's Comedy Central Night Of Too Many Stars. It's a good thing, too, because I stopped taking Cat in middle school and have lost most of it by now.
• Christina Aguilera looks hot in The Advocate magazine. [HotMommaDrama]
• Tara Reid and her extensions of death are D-Nied entrance to Hyde. It's like a car wreck you can't stop watching. [TMZ]
• Matthew Broderick injured himself falling off a horse. And no, this is not a story about his sex life with Sarah Jessica Parker. [DListed]
• Maggie Gyllenhaal loves herself some Ben Stiller. [Junkiness]
• As much as women would like Brad Pitt to be more involved in their Morning After Pill rituals, he's gonna have to pass on that. [A Socialite's Life]
• After the party (Emmy Awards) were the after parties. [PopSugar]
• Speaking of the Emmys, Steve Carrell was sweating like a 40-year-old virgin about to lose it. [BWE]
• Want to feel a little better about that post-weekend booze bloat? Here are some renditions of celebs plus some serious lbs. [Velvet Hot Tub]
Mostly kidding about the short shorts, not so much with the Steve Carell. Carell gives some valuable advice on how to deal with this summer heatwave (though I still recommend champagne and air contitioning). This Daily Show clip is hilarious, and not just because there is constant danger of glimpsing Carell's balls, though that's pretty sweet, too.
The MTV Movie Awards may not air till Thursday, but MollyGood hit the ceremony on Saturday to bring you exclusive shots from the red carpet. While you can always visit Getty Image's library of paparazzi photos, but certainly you'd rather see celebrities they way they were meant to be seen: from the back. That is, the way we did most of our gawking while making passive attempts to trespass on the red carpet.
Up above is Will Farrell, and on the side check out Cindy Margolis' rump, Kate Beckinsale's booty, Owen Wilson's wrinkled ass, Steve Carrell's cheeks, and Jessica Simpson's rear.
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