DID 'SOUTH PARK' FINALLY GO TOO FAR? "Returning with new episodes as part of its 12th season, 'South Park' didn't level its aim at presidential candidates … Instead, the series had Hollywood heavyweights George Lucas and Steven Spielberg directly in sights. … Matt Parker and Trey Stone completely dismantled the worldwide hit 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.' The boys of 'South Park' spend much of the episode struggling to come to grips with the raping of Indiana Jones. … each scene builds upon the other, with Spielberg and Lucas eventually becoming two rednecks in the woods who demand Indy 'squeal like a pig' as the pair humiliates and degrades a cinematic icon. A Stormtrooper gets it even worse, prompting the 'South Park' police to lock up the directors to prevent such travesties from happening again. … was continually — and graphically — having Spielberg and Lucas violently rape Indiana Jones too far?"

Update: After the jump, the rape scene in question.

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Victoria Beckham, Jennifer Lopez, Brooke Shields, Sumner Redstone, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, and Kirstie Alley were among the A-listers who attending TomKat's big Beverley Hills housewarming party. Page Six, however, also spotted "all the gays, which was hilarious because Scientology 'cures' gays."

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ABOMINATIONS "Will Smith says nothing is set in stone yet, but he has been contacted by director Steven Spielberg to star [as Black Panther Bobby Seale] in his upcoming film 'Chicago 7'…" Mind: blown.

PEER MEDIATION "…George Clooney today is volunteering to personally set up a so-called 'mediation panel' including himself and with plans to ask Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks and John Wells (the executive producer of ER and a controversial ex-WGA president) to be part of it, plus 3 or 4 bigwigs who are siding with the producers."

• Tom Cruise greets Steven Spielberg with the ever-popular Scientology crotch-hug. [The Superficial]

• I didn't even realize a Katie Holmes second pregancy was making the rumor rounds, but I sure am glad it's completely untrue. [Celebitchy]

• Nick Lachey should have been more careful with who he was canoodling with, Joe Simpson was watching. Always watching. [WWTDD]

• Finally you can put your change collection to good use: Jessica Biel is auctioning off a (lunch) date to benefit a girl who lost her leg. [Egotastic]

• Tara Reid need drink. Tara Reid plod off to find more drink. [DListed]

• If Clay Aiken doesn't want people to think he's gay, he might not want to bring his man date with him everywhere. [Faded Youth]