HAPPY HOLIDAYS! LOVE, AL-QAEDA "Federal authorities are warning law enforcement personnel of a possible terror plot against the New York City subway system during the holiday season. An internal memo obtained by The Associated Press says the FBI has received a 'plausible but unsubstantiated' report that al-Qaida terrorists in late September may have discussed attacking the subway system."

• Some classy lady found herself desperate enough to marry Corey Haim. [DListed]

• Michael Jackson doesn't need a costume for Halloween. [INO]

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson take the subway. They're still not at all like us. [PS]

• These photos of Rachel Bilson and her dog are so cute they may be able to end the war in Iraq. [HT]

• Mariah Carey is a beauty school dropout. That explains a lot. [ICYDK]

• Angelina Jolie may be jealous of Diane Kruger, Brad Pitt's newest co-star. Because that makes sense. [Yeeeah]

NY DOESN'T HEART YOU One out of 10 women who ride New York City's subways will be fondled.