Just because it's Halloween doesn't mean celebrities have to put their need for attention and free stuff on hold. Last night, many A- to C-listers gathered at the BlackBerry Bold launch party to pose with the phone in a variety of awkward positions, from the "I hate my life" to the "I'm trying too hard." We present to you the best of the best.

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Look, that woman who was erotically urinated on by Brandy's little brother wears K-Swiss. It must be athletic wear for water sports. We're never buying that stuff.

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Remember that guy? No? It's Jesse McCartney, who used to be popular with the tweens for a couple months back in 2004. He showed up at a Grammy swag event to pose for pictures along with the likes of Lisa Rinna and Debbie Matenopoulos. You know it's a hopping party when Debbie shows up to make things awkward.

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The Dallas Cowboys' Roy Williams and Marion Barber probably expected to be in Arizona this weekend under different circumstances, but Jessica Simpson ruined that for them. The boys made the best of their situation by scoring lots of free stuff at the Super Bowl gift lounge. Who needs dignity when you can pose with some free watches you could have bought yourself?

But they weren't the only ones hawking the swag. Joey Fatone, Jordin Sparks, Kevin Sorbo and Wyclef Jean also got in on the ridiculousness. We hope the free Bratz dolls were worth it.

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The ugly (or maybe handsome depending on what your dad looked like) one from Gossip Girl today attended a swag event put on by Access Hollywood and called vaguely "Stuff You Must…" The ellipses means it's up to you, and, from the looks of the garbage, we think it's all stuff you must not have known you should covet—and which you probably shouldn't!

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