GUY RITCHIE IN TEARS OVER T-SHIRT "Guy Ritchie is 'in pieces' after seeing a photo of his son Rocco in a T-shirt supporting Alex Rodriguez's New York Yankees baseball team, a source tells Usmagazine.com. The 8-year-old was photographed sporting the shirt Monday in New York City. 'He's actually been crying over it,' says the source on the set of Ritchie's upcoming drama Sherlock Holmes."

SHIRT HAPPENS The ultimate awful t-shirt, on a Polish youth just minutes ago in Brookyln's Greenpoint neighborhood: "Most Likely to Wear a Stupid T-Shirt." Meta! Horrible, but meta!

At left is the image that was emblazoned on the worst t-shirt I've ever owned. I just saw an awkward boy in the subway wearing it and I cringed at the thought that I once looked LIKE THAT.

I paid $10 to a street vendor for the boxy white thing when I was 14, and wore it only when my mother wasn't going to see me. I stopped wearing it completely after an English teacher I very much admired called me over after class one day, pointed at "Tom" and whispered, "This thing is very unbecoming on you."

What's the worst shirt you've ever owned?

Look what I found in my Inbox: here's Mike, dudes! He's from San Francisco and, as you can see, he's taken us up on our T-shirt offer. The "offer" being, you send us money, we send you a T-shirt and then everyone around knows that you, too, can herald mediocrity, irony and pop culture in that good humored, MollyGood way. They're printed on American Apparel cotton tees, so you know that they'll be comfortable, fit well and be made sans sweatshop-labor in LA (their workers get on-site massages for chrissakes!).

So there, are you sold? More importantly, are these T-shirts sold? Good. Click here to get yourself one.

Once you get it, wear it and send some flattering pics. If they're not flattering, you'll be bummed when I put them up on the site.

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