• Lipstick Jungle, the sad attempt at recreating Sex and the City, has been canceled. [ICYDK]
• Matthew McConaughey's son doesn't look as drugged-out as we imagined. [PS]
• Tara Reid debuts her new swimsuit line. You know it's classy and high-end, just like the designer. [HT]
• Rolling Stone's list of the 100 Greatest Singers of All-Time — and no, Kim from The Real Housewives of Atlanta didn't make the cut with her "tyrone between me and you" masterpiece. Life isn't fair. [DListed]
• Everything you didn't want to know about last night's Country Music Awards. [Yeeeah]
• Hugh Jackman admits to peeing his pants on stage. Is it strange that we still find him attractive? [INO]
• Hilary Duff's new music video: "It's like a cutesy chipmunk, putting on lingerie and trying to sex you with their eyes." [DListed]
• Guy Ritchie wants custody of the children he has with Madonna. Will he let them eat sugar and wheat? [Yeeeah]
• Heidi Klum's new "Got Milk?" ad is actually pretty adorable. She can do no wrong. [HT]
• Only in NYC: Tomorrow morning Michael Jackson fans who have entirely too much time on their hands will attempt to break the world record for the most people doing the "Thriller" dance at once. [INO]
• Jessica Simpson is still trying way too hard. [PS]
• Tara Reid clears up a common misconception: "I'm not perfect." [ICYDK]
• By popular demand: The other clip of Sarah Palin's Saturday Night Live appearance. [Yeeeah]
• Jennifer Aniston is reportedly pregnant with John Mayer's baby. We'll wait until the National Enquirer confirms this before we believe it. [INO]
• Guy Ritchie on sex with Madonna: It's like "cuddling up to a piece of gristle." [CityRag]
• Tara Reid reminds us of the dangers of too much plastic surgery. [ICYDK]
• Suri Cruise tries to make a run for it after Tom forces her to pose for pictures. What a dad. [DListed]
• Dakota Fanning performed with her high school cheerleading squad over the weekend while her new movie debuted at the box office. Just like us! [PS]
• Aubrey O'Day hates her reputation, so she says a lot of stuff about sex and poses provocatively to change her image. Good work. [Yeeeah]
• Katie Holmes makes her Broadway debut tonight, but, as usual, it's all about Tom Cruise. [PS]
• Tara Reid is perfectly sober. [INO]
• Madonna's husband thinks the best kind of sex only lasts four seconds. We're not surprised. [ICYDK]
• Speaking of Madge, here's a video of her falling during a concert. [DListed]
• Good, clean fun: Name the celebrity cameltoe. [CityRag]
• It's funny cause it's true. [Yeeeah]
• Lauren Conrad is going to be an author, because if there's anyone qualified to write a young adult novel, it's her. [PS]
• Janet Jackson's tour wardrobe. Umm, no. [ICYDK]
• Nobody needs to see up Jessica Simpson's skirt. [HT]
• Ellen DeGeneres uninvited over 100 people to her wedding. Ouch. [INO]
• Tara Reid is engaged. Poor guy. [DListed]
• Hey, it's a nominative determinism gallery! [CityRag]
• Charlotte York has a sex tape!!!!???!?!?!?!??! [DListed]
• Jennifer Aniston and her "ridiculous body." We're not sure if that's a compliment. [PS]
• Tara Reid and her ridiculous body. That's definitely not a compliment. [HT]
• David Beckham's new tattoo supposedly reads as follows: "Birth 'til Death, rich or poor, it’s all up to God." Profound. [INO]
• Thanks for this, tabloids: "Angelina Jolie buys Shiloh Cheetoes" [ICYDK]
Last night Tara Reid attended a party hosted by smart – the maker of those teeny cars – and Live Earth – the maker of those huge concerts. The event, which took place in Venice, California, was held in honor of "artists at the forefront of environmental awareness." Reid was celebrated for never working, thereby eliminating all chances of anyone burning fuel to see her movies.
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• NOW HE'S GIVING MILITARY SALUTES TO PORTRAITS OF L RON HUBBARD!!!!! [Yeeeah]
• 22-year-old Lily Allen suffered a miscarriage. No funnies about that. Let's move on. [DListed]
• Unironic mustaches: always good. [PS]
• Sarah Jessica Parker revealed to Allure that she used to be often told to get her nose "fixed." And it wasn't even broken. [INO]
• Kiefer Sutherland is getting out of the pokey on Monday after 48 days inside for DUI. Walk to work Monday, LA. [ICYDK]
• Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Hill World had a birthday party. All this time we thought she had a manufactured date. [HT]
• A drunk and busty Tara Reid retrospective. [CityRag]
• Kenya's a powder keg. Check it out. [NYT]
• John Mayer swears Jessica Simpson "loves Texas more than you know," which is an important endorsement…more than you know. [Jossip]
• Eddie Murphy already scared away another one. [DListed]
• Probably not pregnant because she's going out for sushi. If pregnant: shame! [INO]
• Tara Reid! Guess what sort of state she's in. [HT]
• Britney Spears is suing a photographer, meaning she still has lawyers working for her. Three years of law school and hundreds of thousands of dollars for that. Good decision, counselor. [ICYDK]
• Gwyneth might be preggeth. [Yeeeah]
• Robert De Niro's hotel will charge you $625 per night, but $500 will get you enough cocaine to make friends with someone from the Village with a foldout couch. Make the right decision. [CityRag]
• Artiste! (Fast forward to 2'25".) [DListed]
• Shocking headlines to shock you into 2008. [PS]
• "Tara Reid’s Hotness Comeback Continues…" It can't come back if it was never here. [HT]
• All of them are overpaid, but who's overpaid the most? [ICYDK]
• Hilary Swank can be seen holding a lion cub here. [INO]
• TMI, French model! [Yeeeah]
• "No man can fight time. Not even Rocky." [CityRag]
• Seen the new MEN-olos? They're hideous. [Queerty]
• Yum-O! [DListed]
• More Hills is on the way. We hope you're proud of yourself, Hills viewers. [PS]
• Tara Reid: salvageable? [HT]
• Wanna smell like Britney Spears? No? Well, wanna smell like Britney Spears' perfume? [INO]
• Sporty Spice has a solo career? [ICYDK]
• American Idol star proves American Idol doesn't at all screen their contestants. [Yeeeah]
• The poor man's Justin Timberlake is really, really trying. [EBG]
Now, who's going to be the first kid on the block with the most awkward Bar Mitzvah date ever?
• So, one to 10, ten being huge, how much of an idiot coward is Mitt Romney? [Queerty]
• All this Dancing With the Stars merchandise is really going to sap the class from the thing. [DListed]
• Why is this baby always so happy? What's her secret? [PS]
• The mouse click that saved this flier in Photoshop was the official death knell of Tara Reid's career. Oh well. [Yeeeah]
• Drea de Matteo gave her baby a slur for a middle name. [INO]
• Linda Hogan wants half of the Hulkster's fortune! Lady, do you know many beatings that man took at the hands of Sargent Slaughter for those millions? [ICYDK]
• Mischa Barton? Where'd she go? [HT]
According to Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence, perennial disappointment Tara Reid will not be reprising her one-time role on the medical comedy. Reid was reportedly Lawrence's least favorite guest star, "'not because she wasn't a nice person,' but because she allegedly stank of booze and smokes." Well, of course she did.
• Heidi catching a flight out of LAX and Heidi landing at LAX, all within a half an hour. The Hills is so fake, guys! Sorry. [CS]
• Already tired of Sex and the City: The Movie! [DListed]
• Chevy Chase is getting work again! Oh, happy day! [PS]
• FHM and Tara Reid: Kind of a perfect pairing. [HT]
• Help out during National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [INO]
• The Bachelor is off to Iraq. Stars: For once, they're just like us. [ICYDK]
• A boobier "Gimme More" can be found here. [Yeeeah]
• Rhinoplasty! $200 says she's still not truly loved. [CityRag]
• A Hail Mary of a non sequitur. [DListed]
• Shit luck, huh, Chuck? [BWE]
• A transparent shirt to match her transparent social motivations. [HT]
• Everything is this girl's fault. [ICYDK]
• Who knew that the Teutonic peoples could get behind such a cold, sterile bitch? [INO]
• Salma Hayek has loosed a daughter unto the world of Romance languages. [Yeeeah]
• "How Celebrities Avoid Conviction" [CityRag]
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