We didn't watch the entire Brad Pitt/Oprah interview because, frankly, how many times can one person listen to these people without punching a small child? It's the same thing every time, with random "uncool"s thrown in to keep us interested. But this show was actually interesting for a couple minutes thanks to one of the creepiest fans allowed on daytime television. Christina from California popped up via Skype to proudly reveal way too much Brad Pitt knowledge and then force the man to discuss his tattoos, which he was clearly uncomfortable doing. We're not sure why he flat out refused to answer her question, but the creepier she became, the more we understood. Good luck with that restraining order, Christina.

We rarely hear from Whoopi Goldberg anymore without the annoying Elisabeth Hasselbeck crowing in the background, so it's nice to see The View's mediator just hanging out by herself, uninterrupted and chatting about nothing of substance except for a few of her tattoos. (Video here.)

• Joe Scarborough accidentally dropped the f-bomb live on the air this morning. Housewives across America are traumatized, or something. [DListed]

• Angelina Jolie: Still better at life than the rest of us. [ICYDK]

• Because everyone needs an extensive knowledge of Britney Spears' tattoos. [CityRag]

• Lindsay Lohan celebrated the holiday launch of her leggings line by not wearing leggings for the first time in years. [PS]

• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel continue to look like miserable human beings. [INO]

• Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have officially broken up. We can't imagine what could have possibly gone wrong. [Yeeeah]

• Angelina Jolie has two new tattoos. Alert the media! [PS]

• Guess which two Hills idiots are hanging out again. [HT]

• Amy Winehouse's nose is falling off, but we'd say that's the least of her worries. [Yeeeah]

• Tom Cruise is a decent human being sometimes. Crazy, but decent. [INO]

• Speaking of Tom: He's working baby Suri to the bone, poor thing. [DListed]

• Fashion Week continues to make us scared and confused. Is that lady wearing pantyhose on her head? Is her body backwards? Nobody knows. [ICYDK]

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What's that tattoo hovering precariously above Brody Jenner girlfriend/Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole's crotch?

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• Jessica Simpson attempts her best "sexy" face. [HT]

• "Ali Lohan is ready to follow in big sis Lindsay's musical footsteps" is not a compliment, Ali. Sorry. [INO]

• What the hell happened to Jake Gyllenhaal? [ICYDK]

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got matching tattoos, because that's what BFFs do. [Yeeeah]

• Sacha Baron Cohen's daughter: A mini-Borat. [PS]

• The next classic Hollywood has decided to destroy: The Witches of Eastwick. We give up. [DListed]

• Eva Mendes flashes everyone for half a second in her new Calvin Klein commercial. Predictably, the world is going nuts. (Slightly NSFW) [ICYDK]

• Terrible idea of the day: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are planning to get married. Oh, and it's going to coincide with her album release, of course. [INO]

• Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal will not be getting married this winter. Why anybody cares is beyond us. [PS]

• More proof of the end of days: Justin Timberlake might host the Oscars. [DListed]

• Balthazar Getty finally wised up and dumped Sienna Miller. [Yeeeah]

• Just what we've always wanted: A gallery of Chris Brown's tattoos. [CityRag]

Pharrell Williams has decided he wants to clean up his image by getting rid of his tattoos. But hip hop's latest diva doesn't want typical laser removal — that's for the little people.

It's basically like getting a skin graft, but you're not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you. First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that's been done, they sew it on — and it's seamless. … It's going to be pricey, but worth it. I got fire on my arms! I'm a grown man!

Hey, um, Pharrell? If you want to look your age, perhaps you can skip over the outrageous procedures and simply stop wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants shirt. Just a thought.

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Here's a pet peeve of mine that you might find silly: I hate it when an actor's tattoos become a character's tattoos. I think it smacks of laziness and unoriginality.

This one is pretty bad, but the most egregious I've ever seen is in Belly, when the camera lingers for about two seconds on Method Man's Wu-Tang piece.

Does this bother you, too?

Why are ironic tattoos always so light on the funny and heavy on the sad? Maybe it's because, when you really think about it, what this guy has actually done is chosen to sacrifice time, money and bodily injury in order to tell the world that he likes reruns.

Click through for lots more "zany" tattoos of famous people.

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Mariah Carey, who seems to have forgotten about that whole laser removal technique:

One thing [few people] knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my ["Mrs. Cannon"] tattoo wasn’t surprised. To me rings are special and exciting, but tattoos mean more than anything. They’re forever and ever.

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Oprah held a minor news conference today to discuss Mariah Carey's wedding, and she even showed the not-so-exciting wedding photos from People magazine. More fascinating, however, was the revelation that she got a "Mrs. Cannon" tattoo a few weeks back. Still not interesting? OK, you're right.

Click through to watch Oprah get wayyyyy too excited about this whole thing.

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Who's the proud owner of this new tattoo?

Update: You guessed it. The tat, reading "the rice is fried in pork fat," is a fake. Seems Ashton is getting desperate.

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• Some things don't ever need to "git dun." [BWE]

• The New York Times is now sparking gay rumors. Give it two more years before Family Circus is next to Maureen Dowd. [DListed]

• This just keeps getting better: Eliot Spitzer's number one lady was once the star of a Girls Gone Wild scene. [HT]

• It's NYC graffiti, son! Co-opt that shit. [CityRag]

• Carrie Bradshaw says she's angry about Maxim naming her the least sexy woman in the world, and that it made her husband, Matthew Broderick, question his taste in women. Understandable, but they should both realize they're getting mad at Maxim, laugh and then use that paper erection as kindling. [Yeeeah]

• Candy Spelling gets blog space on the Huffington Post? Really? Oh, cruel media. [ICYDK]

• Ashley Tisdale is a Muppet, right? [INO]

• Hey, it's a nominative determinism gallery! [CityRag]

• Charlotte York has a sex tape!!!!???!?!?!?!??! [DListed]

• Jennifer Aniston and her "ridiculous body." We're not sure if that's a compliment. [PS]

• Tara Reid and her ridiculous body. That's definitely not a compliment. [HT]

• David Beckham's new tattoo supposedly reads as follows: "Birth 'til Death, rich or poor, it’s all up to God." Profound. [INO]

• Thanks for this, tabloids: "Angelina Jolie buys Shiloh Cheetoes" [ICYDK]

• This is the prostitute for whom Eliot Spitzer pissed away his life. She's 22, from New Jersey (no duh!) and a budding singer. Oh, yeah, she's also willing to have sex with unattractive but powerful men for money. Friend her on MySpace! [NYT]

• Rosie O'Donnell's partner currently looks like Susan Powter used to look. Yes, compliment. [DListed]

• It wasn't that cold yesterday. [PS]

• "Want To Know How Much Angelina Jolie’s Outfit Costs?" Huh? Do ya? Do ya? [INO]

• As a child, Julie Andrews was molested by her stepfather, but she still kept his surname. Sick all around. [ICYDK]

• More of the same from Carmen Electra. Honestly, she needs to give it up. Everything. Just stay at home and relax. Enough with the modeling. [HT]

• Why do celebrities get such bad tattoos? [CityRag]

• Here's Amnesia Sparkles – the drag queen responsible for making Cord "Cordless" – explaining how this Sunday's Oscars will be like sex with a black man. As you might guess, it's NSFW. [Queerty]

• Idle Americans are prepared to again fawn over American Idols, many of whom will soon become idle Americans once again. [DListed]

• That's not the breast place for a tattoo, Christina. [HT]

• A silvery Rihanna awaits your approval here. [INO]

• "I'm the Hillary Clinton of the Oscars." [ICYDK]

• Go organic! It'll make you feel like a new person filled with alien spirits! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [CityRag]

• Hey! More and more people are discovering that we have too many goddamn golf courses in this country. Cacti of the American Southwest, we've made the first step. [NYT]

• Guys like this are why Brooklyn pwns Manhattan. [CityRag]

• Lindsay Lohan's father says he will not be ogling pictures of his naked daughter, despite their "artistic" slant. This surprises people for some reason. [DListed]

• That guy from Varsity Blues whose main character trait was his morbid obesity is now thin! There goes a career as "Fat Man #2." Hope it was worth it. [EBG]

• Jamie Lynn Spears, the one going to destroy her child, has been grounded. See? Those parents understand "discipline." [PS]

• Rihanna recently went shopping for art. Or, more likely, Rihanna recently went to a gallery and bought whatever the curator called "edgy." [INO]

• Harry Potter and Hermione are totally muggling each other. (We know muggle means non-wizard, nerd.) [ICYDK]

• Stacy Keibler, stop it! [HT]

• Scarlettoo. [Yeeeah]