So in case you haven't heard, tonight is the season four premiere of MTV "reality" hit The Hills. Over the last three seasons it's become fairly obvious that there's rarely anything real about the show except for Spencer and Heidi's douchiness, so we've compiled our five favorite fake moments in the history of The Hills. Feel free to add your own if they didn't make the cut.
We learned many things from last night's premiere of The Hills, number one being Lauren Conrad is still a terrible Teen Vogue intern. Between answering personal calls on the job and ruining a designer gown, LC destroyed her chances of being hired by anyone with a brain. We also learned — courtesy of MTV — that French guys are kind of creepy and dirty-looking, twirling their mustaches and using phrases like, "You are leaving without kissing me bye-bye?" Oh, and Speidi? Still terrible and fake.
But most importantly, we learned that any scenes involving Lauren most likely aren't scripted, as she is the worst actress of all time. The live segments were seriously uncomfortable to watch, what with LC being forced to fake laugh and act like she enjoyed Mariah Carey's out-of-place performance.
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Ali Lohan, Lindsay's flatter but less drug-addicted younger sibling, recently spoke to the dealer's in insecurity at Teen Vogue.
In the mag's "People are Talking About" section, Ali broaches everything from how bad she wants to be famous to how her sister's fame has made her desperate to be famous. "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know," she says at one point, presenting like a dog in heat.
Of her big sister, the drunk blow queen with the disintegrating career, Ali says, "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does."
Teen Vogue editor Lisa Love is finally speaking out about the magazine's breakup with MTV "reality" show The Hills. Former interns Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port have reportedly moved on to bigger and better things, but apparently Love is still a little bitter.
Women's Wear Daily had reported the magazine decided to part ways with the MTV reality show because of the girls' wild lifestyles of clubbing, making out and feuding.
'I think that’s really why Teen Vogue had had their moment with them — it went into another zone,' their boss, editor Lisa Love, told Us [Weekly].
Asked if the show is scripted, Love replied, 'I think why they say all that is because there’s so much editing. They shoot reality and somehow it’s changed in the editing room to appeal to things, I don’t know. I’ve never watched the show.
'They were great interns in the beginning,' Love added of Conrad and Port, 'and then it’s time for interns to go some place else, right?'
Seems like Conrad has already moved on. She recently unveiled her new clothing line, the Lauren Conrad Collection.
What does Love think of her designs?
'I think it’s more T-shirt kind of things and jeans, very simple basics.'
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The Hills' resident starlet Lauren Conrad will be getting an overhaul in Season 4: She's leaving Teen Vogue for a new job, she's upgrading her "cramped" Hollywood apartment to a small mansion and she's ditching BFF Audrina Patridge for the much better model, Lo Bosworth. OK, that last part was wishful thinking. Lo will be joining the cast, but Audrina will still be around to date greasy losers and … well, that's about it.
Audrina confirmed that both she and Lo will be moving into Lauren's new $2 million home off Sunset Boulevard. And, apparently, Lauren still had enough money to go shopping yesterday at Bleu in LA. Those Teen Vogue interns must be paid really, really well.
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Hills character actors Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port, who, when not being toyed with by boys on their show, moonlighted as interns at Teen Vogue, will part ways with the magazine following the March issue.
"The girls have moved on from Teen Vogue," [a spokeswoman] said, declining to say whether or not Teen Vogue will be part of the series next time (which probably means it won't be).
We wonder: Will the editorial staff miss their wry wit and sparkling copy? Oh, that's right, they were both just hired commercials: "The two partners benefited greatly from cross-promotion — Teen Vogue featured both girls on its August 2007 cover, a top seller for the year, and Conrad by herself on its June/July 2006 cover."
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On this season's finale of The Hills, the kind and sapient Lisa Love promised Lauren Conrad, "Paris…[is] just magical. It’s just a level of sophistication that you’ve never seen before."
While a true friend would have told the truth and said, "Paris can be magical if you manage get past all the dog shit," the issue at hand is that today Page Six translated Hills-speak. In The Hills, "sophistication" means "pimping," and "that you've never seen before" means "to men you've never met."
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OMG, you guys! Did you see season finale of The Hills last night? We intentionally did not, but we read the recap and, besides sounding increasingly fake, the show also seems poorly written and boring.
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