CLASSY LADY • "Mary Delgado, The Bachelor season six winner, was arrested and charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct in Del Rio, Texas, on Saturday night. … Delgado was asked to leave Lorina's Cantina, but refused, saying it was her 'constitutional right' to remain at the bar as long she wanted. Law enforcement was called to the scene and she was taken into custody."

Washed-up has-been Vanilla Ice has fallen so, so far. Yet, when he promised to show up at a bar down the street from my apartment, I couldn't help but make an appearance to check out the inevitable circus show. Hundreds of other sad drunks were in attendance, so here's my findings of the type of person it takes to show up at a Vanilla Ice event:

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• It's a good thing Joaquin Phoenix decided to retire from acting, because he needs to go back to school. [Yeeeah]

• Former Bachelorette/famewhore DeAnna Pappas has called off her reality show-inspired engagement. Who here is surprised by this? [ICYDK]

• We can't figure out if Enrique Iglesias is being insecure or realistic. [INO]

• A gallery of all the celebrity offspring dressed up in their Halloween costumes, because trick or treating is way more fun with the paparazzi in tow. [PS]

• Amanda Bynes spent too much time in the tanning booth. [HT]

• Amy Winehouse checked out of the hospital last week and checked back in today. Nothing to see here, folks. [DListed]

Here's an event we can get behind: The ASPCA Shaggy Dog Gala, held last night in NYC, managed to support the animals without dressing them up in humiliating outfits and forcing them to parade down a runway. Sure, Katie Lee Joel's dog's collar is a little much, but our standards have been lowered when it comes to pet decor.

Among the no-names in attendance: Former Bachelor Lorenzo Borghese (swoon), Lake Bell, Kristen Johnson and The Real Housewives of New York City's Ramona Singer. Good work, people: Keep the clothes off the animals.

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There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Reader Ariel's flight with one of Donald Trump's exes.

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We squealed a little when we first saw that the next Bachelor will be Jason Mesnick, the lovable 32-year-old single dad from Seattle who was rejected by whiny Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas last season. Jason was always adorable, but the one who really stole the show was his 3-year-old son, Ty. Which worries us, because the last thing Ty needs is to see his father on national television week after week, only to meet the finalists who will eventually be given the boot a few months after the show ends. If you want to try to find love on a reality show that has proven to be unsuccessful in the marriage department, be our guest — but the fact that a child is involved makes us feel a little uneasy.

The good news is this now frees up Jeremy and Graham for our very own Mollygood bachelor competition.