With a harshly-worded e-mail calling them "up their own arses," Simon Hammerstein, ballroom heir and owner of hip burlesque club The Box, makes it clear that couple Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are personas non grata at his establishment.

The message, sent to both the club's general manager and it's co-owner before somehow being leaked, outlines a plan for damage control after a Box server spilled a drink on the apparently loathsome couple.

"Fuck Ashton and Demi, they are so up their own arses . . . and they spend nothing…I can't stand those two, and I applaud whoever spilt a drink on them."

Proud as he may be of the drink spiller, Hammerstein is also a smart businessman who knows the help mustn't get too cocky. "…make sure you ream whoever did it," he adds at the end of the e-mail.

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