Not my thing, Mukesh. But thanks for the offer.
Subject: “How can I get my daugther noticed??”
“Dear Editor: I’d like to get an agent for my daughter…please see pics below. If interested, my name is Melina [xxx] and I can be reached at 858-245-[xxxx].”
Because we, like women’s magazines, are service-oriented, let this serve as an open call for all “agents” on the hunt for new talent. Photos below.
OK, just got this e-mail from a – not joking – Ms Goon, asking if I'd like to cover an event in which women will be hawking hair dye made especially for pubes. "Let me know if you’re interested in attending, covering or need high res images, thanks!" she shouts. I, of course, am not interested, and I can't imagine what type of person would be after reading a description like this:
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From the inbox:
Greetings Friends at MollyGood!
If you can believe it, at least 1 in 20 celebrities have Chlamydia… It's spreading fast around not just Hollywood, but all across the country! And we thought you might wanna help us stop it!
We do! So, allow us: Don't have sex with celebrities, America! Five percent of them are gross.
Who was most predictable here: Criss Angel, Britney Spears or TMZ?
Many detestable things have made it into Mollygood's inbox. (It's what makes it like Paris Hilton.) There have been threats of violence, invites to parties in LA (I'll take the violence) and a cornucopia of foreign spam designed to relieve recipients of their money. However, today we received an e-mail so grotesque we felt everyone interested should be privy to it. Note that it's really, really [sic]:
Sure… she's a master of DUI's, a repeat-rehabber, and an ankle
bracet wearer, but Maxim.com
still loves the year's hottest mess: Lindsay Lohan. While she may
surpass Britney Spears for trainwreck of the year, she still looks
good in the photoshoot from Maxim.com
. At least she's still got all her hair, right?
Wrong, you evil bastards. Wrong on many, many different planes.
Editor
