The Grammy nominations were released today, and lover-of-ill-fitting-pants Lil' Wayne leads the pack with eight nominations, including a nod for album of the year. Instead of a trophy, can someone get the man a belt? Or a visit from Stacy and Clinton?
Other nominees include Mollygood favorite Coldplay with seven nods; Ne-Yo, Jay-Z and anger management spokesperson Kanye West with six nods each; and Radiohead with five nods.
And you know the Jonas Brothers will beat out Duffy or Adele for Best New Artist, because the Academy doesn't want to be on the receiving end of any tween-induced riots. For shame.
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Thanks to reader anonymous, who reminded me about this clip I was meaning to post all day. Like the Texan that I am, I spent my Thanksgiving afternoon watching the Cowboys game and witnessing my little sister get entirely too excited about the promise of the Jonas Brothers' halftime performance. Wow, were they horrible. Sure, 'NSync wasn't exactly the epitome of musical genius, but these guys made dogs across America howl in pain. Perhaps the boys should stick to lip-syncing until they've made it all the way through puberty.
Which manufactured pop artist attracted this type of crowd? CONTINUED »
There's no amount of money in the world that would make us sit through the American Music Awards (OK, that's not entirely accurate), so instead of a write-up of the snooze-fest, here's an exhaustive collection of photos. From the looks of things, Miley Cyrus once again made the entire event all about her (and her 16th birthday, which she's been celebrating for the past few months). Surprise, surprise.
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Today marks the end of an ear-piercing, tween-infused era, thanks to the final episode of TRL airing tonight — and it's live, which is more than we can say about it over the past couple of years. Has-been Carson Daly will host the finale, which is fitting because the years he ran the show were the Glory Days for not only Carson but TRL itself. After many years of pimping out boy bands and Britneys, the show took a turn for the worst, no longer filming live, losing host after host, offering a haven for sad tweens who eat their hair — and making life miserable for Mollygood editors who braved the masses for their favorite singers.
After the jump, a look at our favorite moments from the show's 10-year run. CONTINUED »
• That precious puppy cam is taking the world by storm. [DListed]
• Kanye West was arrested for assaulting a paparazzo. No, this isn't news from a couple months ago — it actually happened again. [INO]
• The Jonas Brothers make normal feuds sleep-inducing. Where are the train wrecks? [Yeeeah]
• Hilary Duff will be returning to our television screens in the near future. Well, at least she's no longer trying to sing. [ICYDK]
• Don't make a kissy face at us, Beyonce. [CityRag]
• Is it really necessary to show off this celebrity butt crack? [PS]
• The many faces of drunk Christina Aguilera, red lipstick included. [CityRag]
• All Angelina Jolie comments aside, Jennifer Aniston's Vogue interview is a fairly good read. [PS]
• OMG you guys! Joe Jonas has a new girlfriend! Squeee! [Yeeeah]
• Jesse Metcalfe recovered from his Monaco fall just in time to be photographed in a wheelchair by the paparazzi. Stay strong, Jess. [DListed]
• Adam Sandler's a father (again). [ICYDK]
• Lauren Conrad's former Hills flame is creeping down the Hollywood ladder, as all good famewhores eventually do. [INO]
JONAS BROS JUMP THE GASSY DOG "Another hot Disney Channel act is poised to make a bigscreen splash — at 20th Century Fox. Fox has locked the Jonas Brothers to make their feature starring debut in 'Walter the Farting Dog.' Based on a bestselling series of books by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, the film is being adapted by Alec Sokolow and Joel Cohen into a family film that will revolve around Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas, as well as their younger brother Frankie. … The title character in the 'Walter' books is a fat dog with severe flatulence. The brothers play musicians whose parents are asked to care for the dog by an aunt just before she passes away."
ANNOYING D-BAGS DOING GOOD THINGS "With a little help from his friends, Justin Timberlake put [$1 million] in the pockets of Shriners' Hospitals for Children, an organization that provides medical care for kids in need. And what good friends: the Jonas Brothers, Rihanna, 50 Cent, Leona Lewis, Adam Levine, Lionel Richie and Boyz II Men joined the "Sexy Back" star in Las Vegas, where Timberlake, 27, hosted a weeklong pro-celeb golf tournament, capped off by a charity concert and afterparty."
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There are some things we can count on: The sun comes up from the east. Heidi and Spencer show up for any red carpet event, no matter how inane. And posts about the Jonas Brothers and Clay Aiken bring out the crazies. But who knew those same weirdos would also go insane for David Blaine?
Upon our discovery that Blaine was not actually doing anything he promised during his latest stunt, rabid fan Jennifer took to the comments section to set the record straight: CONTINUED »
The intolerable Cyrus family has been relatively quiet over the past few days, but that doesn't mean the famewhores haven't been busy: Sources say that Miley and father Billy Ray are desperately trying to get fired from their Hannah Montana gigs because the deluded idiots think they no longer need the Disney show. Naturally, it all boils down to money: Billy Ray believes "there is more money in singing than a Disney cable show," so he and his daughter have been showing up late to work, stalling production and causing drama among the cast and crew. Not surprising.
Miley is predictably enjoying all of the attention — which has been scarce since her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas started dating another (arguably better) Disney tween star — and she issued the following statement:
I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It's what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I couldn't do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way.
Hey, Disney? Keep the Cyrus twits in that contract as long as possible, just to make them suffer. Thanks.
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• Have you ever stepped on a cat's tail? That's what Kat DeLuna's rendition of the National Anthem sounds like, except it goes on for two minutes. [DListed]
• Megan Fox in GQ. Men everywhere rejoice. [Yeeeah]
• What happened to Christina Aguilera? [PS]
• Heidi Montag tries on a large cross necklace covered in diamonds and poses for the paparazzi, because that's what Jesus would do. [HT]
• For those of you who forgot, the Jonas Brothers are just teenage boys and not the second coming of Xenu. [ICYDK]
• A couple made in cleanliness heaven: Mischa Barton and Josh Hartnett. [INO]
• Brad Altman made an honest man out of Sulu. [DListed]
• Since when is 15-year-old Nick Jonas rumored to be dating Kim Kardashian? [ICYDK]
• Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag debut the latest Hollywood trend. [HT]
• Britney Spears threw a birthday party for her two kids; everyone survived. [PS]
• Nicole Kidman isn't letting anyone catch a glimpse of daughter Sunday Rose. [INO]
• A brief description of Matthew McConaughey's new Oscar-worthy movie: "The dude needs a wave, and there’s never been a drought like this." [Yeeeah]
You know America is going downhill when one of the day's big stories centers around a 15-year-old and her high school breakup music. The song in question is Miley Cyrus' "7 Things," which grown adults speculate is about her bitter split with Nick Jonas. We have a hard time caring about any artist whose lyrics include, "My best friend Lesley said oh she's just being Miley," but this is what happens when Britney gets her life back in order.
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Miley Cyrus has taken a break from leaking scandalous photos to talk to Seventeen magazine about her former secret relationship with Nick Jonas. Keep in mind the two are 15 years old as you listen to Miley rehash the greatest romance of our time:
We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, 'I think you're beautiful and I really like you.' And I was like, 'Oh, my gosh, I like you so much.' Nick and I loved each other. We still do, but we were in love with each other. For two years he was basically my 24/7.
When we were dating, Nick wanted me to get highlights — and so I did that, and I got myself looking great. And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, I want to make my hair black now — I don't want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core. I was rebelling against everything Nick wanted me to be. And then I was like, I've got to be by myself for now, and just figure out who I really am.
Nick is now rumored to be dating Miley's YouTube rival and fellow Disney star Selena Gomez, but Miss Cyrus doesn't mind: "I like being the girl nobody can have. No one can touch me, no one's mine. I'm myself. I think it's sexy to do your own thing." Seeing as how her views on relationships have rapidly matured, you can also expect her trip to rehab earlier than normal.
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Here's something we're sick of seeing besides the Jonas brothers themselves (what do they even do?): rolled-up jacket sleeves.
Kids, if you're not mature enough to deal with the slight discomfort that accompanies wearing a suit properly in New York City in June, you don't deserve $3,000 suits.
Sammy, Frank and Deano wore fedoras and closely cut sharkskin numbers 24 hours a day in Las fucking Vegas, an ocean of sand and sun, and they never pulled this shit. What's happened to the American pop star?
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