Anderson Cooper is rapidly becoming the one person, living or dead, with whom we would choose to have dinner. Not only is he hilariously sarcastic when it comes to politics — telling Ellen Degeneres, "I'm not sure I existed before [the election]" — he also focuses on what really matters: Reality television. The former Living Lohan critic revealed his current obsession with The Real Housewives of Atlanta, most notably resident crazy NeNe. When Ellen admits she hasn't watched, Anderson asks incredulously, "What have you been doing?" before giving the show the hard sell: "It's good … or something." Swoon.

Clip after the jump (skip to 2:30 for the good stuff).

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Good news, everyone: Michael Lohan ran to E! News to announce that he and the rest of his obnoxious family have called a truce just in time for his father's burial. Mike went on to confirm that all of his children will be in attendance, despite Lindsay's publicized absence at the funeral earlier this week.

But here's where things get weird: Michael actually goes on to say nice things about Dina!

'And I can't believe how great Dina has been,' he said of his ex-wife. 'She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great.'

Time to go stock up on bottled water and flashlights.

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Huzzah! Just in time for a rising Jesus simile on this Wednesday after Easter, news broke today that antiquated game show Family Feud is returning to television in a shiny new form. Because the world has stopped caring about real people, the latest incarnation of the Feud won't cull contestants from unknown backwaters like Tucson and Tuscaloosa, but sinful pits like Los Angeles, Burbank and other suburbs of Los Angeles. That's right: CELEBRITY Family Feud. Producers are reportedly already attempting to get the Baldwin brothers and the Lohans to appear and bicker.

Excited? Don't be. They will build it, but celebrities will not come. As you may know, game shows often make fools of their contestants and no agent worth his multiple cars is going to let his uneducated celebrity clients scream nonsense at a scoreboard for the enjoyment of the common man. That's what sports are for.

After the jump, one of the most painful incidents of game show humiliation ever, and a good example of why this show will fail.

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