Here is the infamous "Meg White sex tape" currently shooting down the information superhighway (NSFW). According to speculation, the release of this video was the impetus for the recent cancellation of a large chunk of White Stripes tour dates, though reps from the band's camp will only say that the shows were called off due to Meg's "acute anxiety."

Take a look at the images and decide for yourself, our guess is it's not Meg at all, but instead New York's own tastemaker Ultragrrrl. If so, give it a month until all the kids with asymmetrical haircuts are exhibiting their sexual exploits.

The reason musicians work so damn hard at the beginning of their careers is so that, years later, they can produce schlock that people will buy regardless of whether or not they should. It's called "cred" and it's why out of touch boomers would buy recordings of Bob Dylan farting and slurping soup if he released them.

The above is the new video for "You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You're Told)," a new single from The White Stripes. They've got cred, but this song sure as hell doesn't.

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