
ANOTHER SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE • "A one-year-old girl in Saudi Arabia is pregnant — with a fetus in her uterus and everything. Details are light but it appears be another case of an absorbed sibling — the mom was pregnant with twins, one wasn't viable, the other fetus absorbed it and it kept growing a little bit though technically it's not alive."

GOOD IDEAS "A Korean woman addicted to plastic surgery has been left unrecognizable after her obsession led her to inject cooking oil into her face."
HOW WOULD JESUS POSE? "An Italian priest says he's organizing an online beauty pageant for nuns to give them more visibility in the Catholic church and to fight the stereotype that they're all old and dour. … Nuns will fill out a profile of their life and vocation as well as a photograph. It will be up to them whether to pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered."
CLAYMATES WELCOME CLABY "The 'Claymates' are showing an outpouring of support after a rep for producer David Foster confirmed to People that Clay Aiken is fathering a child with David's sister, music producer Jaymes Foster. 'OMG Clay Aiken is my Hero,' writes one fan on claymaniac.com. 'I love him and wish him the best of luck!'"

Remember that famous, famous, famous polar bear Knut, who only months ago graced the cover of Vanity Fair with Leonardo DiCaprio? Well, in a turn of events that has yielded the best metaphor ever for explaining Britney Spears, celebrity itself and indeed life in general, the coddling of Knut and his massive fame have caused him to become, according to experts, a "psychopath."
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