THIS TIME, OJ'S GUILTY "O.J. Simpson has been found guilty on all charges in the gunpoint robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas casino hotel room more than a year ago. The 61-year-old former football faces up to life in prison. A somber Simpson released a heavy sigh as the charges were read Friday in Clark County District Court. He was immediately taken into custody. The verdict comes 13 years to the day after Simpson was acquitted of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman, in Los Angeles."

OJ Simpson's former agent, Mike Gilbert, is currently writing a book called How I Helped O. J. Get Away With Murder. No details yet as to what it's about.

Alleged armed robber/double murderer OJ Simpson violated the terms of his bail by trying to contact a codefendant in his case. The judge for the case issued Simpson a scathing rebuke: "I don't know if it's just arrogance, I don't know if it's ignorance, but you've been locked up at the Clark County Detention Center since Friday because of either arrogance or ignorance or both."

It may be a run-on, but she's right. For the record, we think it's both.

What must it feel like to literally have no shame? Like not even a smidgen.

[Source]

Whoops! It looks like OJ Simpson, the stabbiest Heisman Trophy winner in the history of football, has recently been making a lot more money than people knew (the NFL alone pays him pensions of $400,000 a year!). Besides tax authorities and golf resorts, the main party interested in Simpson's income is Fred Goldman, the father of one of Simpson's alleged murder victims, who strongly believes that bankrupting his son's killer translates to justice.

Fred Goldman's lawyer, David Cook, tells TMZ that what he's really interested in is the $772,090 in "personal property" that O.J. claims on his 2005 return, because the pensions are exempt from the $33.5 million judgment that Fred won in 1997 — and which they've been trying to collect ever since. Cook says he's not sure what the "personal property" consists of, but says he'll be going after it.

Has news reached the nation's slums that in some circles poverty is considered punishment for murder? Someone should go tell them. Things will get interesting soon thereafter.

[Source]

OJ Simpson was questioned on suspicion of breaking into a hotel room yesterday in Las Vegas. Even if he did enter the room illegally, once inside, Simpson did not go into a blind rage and bleed anyone like wild game. So: Upgrade!

[Source]