Deafen your children, dutiful parents! Jessica Simpson's new album is upon us, and boy is it terrible. Hahaha; just kidding. We'd rather have dental work done with sharpened chicken bones than listen to modern country music – yes, even Rascally Fats or whatever – so we have no idea how Do You Know sounds. (Maybe it's like Bowie!)

We can tell you that the last track is a duet between Simpson and Dolly Parton, which saddens us greatly. Oh, Dolly, what have you done?

Listen for yourself here.