All throughout Fashion Week, I had one mission in mind: To sneak into the Project Runway show. I lingered around the Bryant Park tents last weekend, getting a feel for the place and mentally drawing up a plan as to how to sneak in without actually having my name on the list. I woke up early this morning prepared for battle. Of course, it ended badly.

(At right: The face of a reject.)

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Friday kicked off Fashion Week, and that evening I attended the afterparty for Nabe, a collection by Project Runway's Victorya Hong and my first FW event.

I got the invitation late Friday afternoon — after I had already made plans to escape the bad weather and curl up on my couch for the evening — but the guest list made me change my mind and brave the storm:

Guests include: Jack Mackenroth, Christian Siriano, Daniel Vosivic, Carmen Webber, Kevin Christiana, Alisa Jiminez, David Evangelista, Patrick McDonald, Nigel Barker, and more.

So I arrived at the Maritime Hotel's Hiro Lounge promptly at 10 p.m. so as not to miss any of my favorite reality TV stars. I didn't need to see everyone on the list; just Christian, Nigel Barker and Tim Gunn.

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Our tux still had blood on it Friday evening, so we were unable to attend the gayest gala of the year: The Out 100. But our outed brother Queerty dove headfirst into the glittery hubbub, emerging with a gay joke from Mary-Louise Parker, interesting banter from Tim Gunn and a reportedly "25-pound gift bag." (Size queen!)

• Paris knows how to write her name. [DListed]

• DJ AM totally sends post-bang flowers. [PopSugar]

• Sienna Miller gets naked for her craft. [Egotastic]

• Can Tim Gunn make it work on his own? [BWE]

• Jennifer Aniston's got a new twinsie. [CityRag]

• Missed Connections: SD4W. [Junkiness]

• Hear that, Vanessa? Let it go or it's back to the F-List for you. [HollyScoop]

• Eva Mendes classes it up for Maxim. [Yeeeah]

Tonight is the season premiere of Project Runway , the best damn reality show on television. Heidi Klum looks stunning at the season's launch party. Though, either she is further along than I thought she was in this newest pregnancy or that is the least flattering dress ever. It's hard to tell with Heidi; she glows no matter where she is in her constant pregnancy inflation/post-birth deflation process.

I guess it's only appropriate to finally announce the winner of our Mostly-Blind Poll from weeks ago on who would win this season based only on one slightly grainy picture. Our choosen winner was Jeffrey Sebalia with 13.7% of the votes. Kanye Gillespie came in second with 11.8% and Stacey Estrella in third with 10.1%.. Wheeee. Expect a full report tomorrow. I can't wait to see what happens.

• Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn shop for hats, which is boring other than the reminder that Project Runway starts tomorrow! [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Are Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman still seeing each other on the sly? How does he have time, what with his rigorous Lance and Matt bike training. [Perez Hilton]

• Mickey Rourke's hair has to succomb to gravity like the rest of his body some time. [Gallery of the Absurd]

• Fresh off the success of Pirates, Keira Knightly announced that she is taking a break from acting. And apparently from shoes as well. [Faded Youth]

• Michael Douglas looks more and more like Joe Simpson every day. Yikes. [CityRag]

• I'd post these pictures of Hilary Duff and Joel Madden, but I worry that you might actually punch through your monitor. [Velvet Hot Tub]

• Apparently Toni Braxton has no real interest in keeping her dresses on during her World Cup appearances. (Click above picture for NSFW version) [Egotastic]

• In case you were wondering, Screech packs 10 inches. [CityRag]

• Jessica Biel shows off two pairs at the "What A Pair" Breast Cancer Benefit. [IDLYITW]

• Kevin Federline is flirting with a freak gasoline fight accident by smoking a cigarette while pumping gas. [PITNB]

• Heidi Klum's legs certainly seem ready for season three of Project Runway. [JustJared]

• Jennifer Aniston is finally seen basking in the success of The Break-Up. You can just see the 'how ya like me now, bitch' in her eyes. [Faded Youth]