LIL' KIM DEFINITELY WAS NOT INVOLVED "Police Commissioner Ray Kelly will announce Thursday that a bar assistant at Spotlight Live Club at 49th Street and Broadway has been arrested in connection with the murder of Ingrid Rivera. Rivera had been ejected for allegedly being drunk in the men's room, the source said. The barback, who was identified to WNBC.com as Syed Rahman, 24 of Washington Heights, allegedly snuck her back into the club and may have been hitting on her for a date. … Words were exchanged and Rivera purportedly threatened to turn him in for allowing her back into the club, the source said. That is when he hit her, apparently too hard."

These two naked ladies gathered today in Times Square to prove a point. Any guesses as to what that point was? (Hint: It's just as stupid as you think it is.)

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We weren't even aware that Lindsay Lohan was in New York City this weekend, but apparently she was here tagging along with maybe-lesbian lover Samantha Ronson, who worked the DJ booth at Times Square's Hawaiian Tropic Zone (which just sounds douche-y).

And, naturally, Linds enjoyed multiple Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails until 4:15 a.m. Because that's the 13th step, right?

Unfortunately for everyone in attendance, the alcohol forced her to dance like she was having a seizure, as described by a traumatized eye-witness: "Lohan really got into the music, tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls — even throwing her hands in the air and singing along to Madonna's new song '4 Minutes.' She also sang along and pumped her chest to 'Soulja Boy.'"

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Chris Pontius, one of the guys who brought you quality TV such as Jackass and Wildboyz, harassed the tourists gathering in Times Square yesterday by parading a group of men around in silver thongs. No explanation as to why, but we're assuming it had something to do with the fact that the guy is on drugs and/or completely insane.

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As you may have heard, Times Square's Naked Cowboy is suing M&Ms for more than $6 million because of an ad featuring the yellow peanut M&M in the Naked Cowboy getup. We didn't really care until we saw this interview on Good Morning America. And now we're considering quitting our day job (seriously, $300 an hour?).