New research calls into question a study suggesting circumcision halves a man's chances of contracting HIV, a claim detailed at length in 2006 in this former "Most E-Mailed" New York Times article. According to one expert, the latest data shows the 2006 findings to be "spurious and unsupported" and more related to behavior than physicality. Whoops.
Sorry you got such a bad rap, hooded friends. To make you feel more included, after the jump, we've made a list of all your ALLEGEDLY uncircumcised brethren in Hollywood.
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How delightfully naïve, Rush & Molloy!:
Sure, she'll have sex on camera without batting an eye, but Jenna Jameson won't use a bathroom in front of others. While boxing legend Lennox Lewis gave training tips to Jameson's boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, at Room Service, the porn star asked to be escorted by security to a private restroom.
Well, guys, we have heard that occasionally people will use the solace of bathrooms to take illicit substances, especially when said people have been used as playthings for years and years and years. But, as you've suggested, maybe she's just embarrassed about "tinkling" in front of the other big girls. We suppose we'll never know and we're actually really OK with that! (We almost kind of prefer it.)
Contrary to early speculation, Paris Hilton will not be a participant in Donald Trump's newest foray into prime time mediocrity, Celebrity Apprentice. Contrary to good taste, the show will go on. Beyond the jump, the participants.
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The problem is, when the terrorists fantasize about blowing up America, these are the types of people they're thinking about: A tremendously rich, vapid bitch who has no idea how fortunate she is and no inclination to learn; a sad, plastic toy who has made a fortune off of her vagina and a huge, aggressive prick so into beating people up that his shirt has a fist on it next to the word "PUNISHMENT". The terrorists don't take into account the other millions of kind people that compose our country, they only consider these fuckers.
Aside from the violence, the main reason to hate Osama bin Laden is that he thinks you're no better than Paris Hilton.
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