The Lifetime channel is making it very clear that it's sick and tired of being a punchline B-list comediennes use when talking about what they do when they get dumped or are on their periods.

First the network sneakily snatched away Bravo's trendy reality program Project Runway. Now it's delving even deeper into the hip fashion game with a new original reality series, Blush: The Search for the Next Great Makeup Artist. Because culture just doesn't celebrate the useless but moneymaking fashion industry enough!

Yet despite its similarities to shows like Runway and Shear Genius, Blush also promises to be quite different—it's going to be much, much worse. That's because it's basically a goddamn unabashed infomercial.

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Last night's American Idol elimination consisted of about 50 minutes of leftover footage from Wednesday's Idol Gives Back and 10 minutes of Ryan Seacrest trying to pull a fast one on us. And he succeeded.

(Don't click through if you don't want to know the result.)

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The newest technique to predicting which contestant will be voted off American Idol involves TiVo and the tracking of which performances get replayed the most. According to TMZ, the process has been accurate for four weeks straight.

So who does TiVo think is going home tonight?

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