Tobey Maguire's innocent day of family fun at the pumpkin patch quickly went downhill when one of his friends punched out a paparazzo, causing a blood-filled scene in LA over the weekend. This is on the heels of Tobey's other paparazzi hatefest, which occurred a mere three months ago. Evidently someone doesn't like having his picture taken.

It's no secret that the paparazzi are annoying, and last night the photogs finally got to Tobey Maguire. Spidey snapped, causing a scene much like Britney Spears circa 2007. We have a little more sympathy for him than, say, Lindsay Lohan, because, although his photog group is significantly smaller than that of LiLo's, he doesn't necessarily beg for all the attention.

The haircut was a good first step toward making this guy not look 12. Now, how to make his face catch up? Maybe he should take up smoking. And change his voice. And stop shaving. And start drinking more.

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After a one-month courtship, pornographer Pamela Anderson and pornographer Rick Salomon have officially jumped the broom.

The couple exchanged vows shortly after 9:00 pm, in front of sixty friends and family members in a private villa at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Among the guests were Tobey Maguire, Kevin Dillon, her sons Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, and his daughters Hunter, 11, and Tyson, 9.

Tobey Maguire?

And in case you're keeping score at home: Pamela Anderson 3, America's Monogamous Gays 0.

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• Avril Lavigne: "When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!'" Oh, boy. Can we give her back to Canada? [DListed]

• He is, but who looks older? [DS]

• So now neither Simpson sister does anything but pose? [HT]

• What do Russians know about Glamour? [Source]

• Let the Transformers derivatives begin! [ICYDK]

• Michael Lohan visits Lindsay and reminisces about when he used to be whacked-out in rehab. [Yeeeah]

• Madonna and Elton John are buds again. I'm sure you were fraught over the whole thing. Rest easy tonight. [CityRag]

Perhaps Kirsten has a reason to drink and Tobey has a reason to be pissed: Spider-Man 3 is shit!

Of Maguire, the New York Times writes, "…simply widening your eyes to attract attention does not cut it when you’re over 30," and of the movie in general, a friend of mine who saw the midnight showing last evening says, "…there is no excuse for the shit that was spewed at my eyeballs for the last two hours." Ouch!

With great hype comes great letdown.

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Has everyone seen this? If not, it's Tobey Maguire being a total fucking asshole and smashing some dumb schmuck's camera. No doubt there's better ways to obtain a photograph than running up and sticking your digicam in some celebrity's eyes, but shouldn't Spider-Man be so used to people snapping pics that he doesn't flinch like a newbie before striking aggressively?

Take it easy, Tobe. With great fame comes great numbers of annoying fans.

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• Keira wants to look like Beth Ditto, ends up looking like a fucking liar. [DListed]

— Jolie's now taking precedent over the Supreme Court. Who says this world's becoming celebrity obsessed? [ASL]

• What a shitty dress. Zing! [ICYDK]

• Party like a porn star! [HT]

• Brit's new man has been violent with his past ladies. Good choice! [Jossip]

• Dora diss on Baldwin. [Jossip]

• Tobey Maguire showing great power, but not great responsibility. [TMZ]

• How long has she been off The Hills? [HT]

• Nicky Hilton showing that blue-blooded charm. [INO]

• Morbid isn't hot. [Glitterati]

• Watch out Keith Urban, your wife is looking pretty nice next to Daniel Craig. [DListed]

• Need an Wednesday afternoon pick-me-up? Here's a reminder that Paris can take a bad picture. [CityRag]

• The OC is officially cancelled. Damn you, world. [JustJared]

• Justin and Scarlett? Delicious. [PopSugar]

• Ashlee Simpson nip slip! High Res for Papa Joe! [Egotastic]

• Tobey Maguire's baby, if you're into that sort of thing. [Us]

• Adriana Lima somehow makes a denim bikini look logical. [Egotastic]

• Keira Knightly is drunk and loving it. At least that explains some of the ways she dresses herself. [JustJared]

• It makes me a bit sad that hilarious Vince Vaughn is with a woman who is physically incapable of smiling. [PopSugar]

• Ryan Phillipe knows how to save his marriage, just get Reese Witherspoon pregnant as often as humanly possible. [Celebitchy]

• Ben Affleck was rushed to a hospital this weekend to get treatment for a bad migraine. This is what happens when Hulk tries to keep anger inside. [WWTDD]

• Clay Aiken and Tobey Maguire learn the art of ironing their hair. [The People We Love To Hate]

• Julia Stiles throws like a girl. [Faded Youth]