If your feminist sensibilities were offended by the controversial crotch shot ads for Tom Ford's new fragrance, not to fear, he's exploitin' the fellas, too. (Possibly NSFW)

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In the age of Photoshop and Botox and airbrushing and Tom Ford and styling wax and What Not to Wear, it's nice to see a man look like unfussy hell; and everyone knows ugly wins the Oscar. True, it would have been better if he had kept the harelip, but this is fine.

After the jump, more from the Reservation Road press conference.

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• Wait, wouldn't Tom Ford want from his scent the exact opposite kind of attention? [Jossip]

• "Sober partners"? Didn't those used to be called "nags"? [DListed]

• Haven't seen much from this woman lately, but don't fret, she's still a creepy loser. [HT]

• Santana performs with Nickelback, thereby officially tipping the How He'll Be Remembered Scale to "Shitty." [INO]

• Something is washed-up in the state of Denmark. [ICYDK]

• Jessica Simpson's going to try recording a country album. Or, rather, Jessica Simpson's going to try and woo a fan base she has yet to alienate. [Yeeeah]

• Everyone loves Starbucks, even hyperactive children with stunted growth. [CityRag]

• Sometime's he's wrong, but this time he's right. [Queerty]

• Calum Best screwing and then telling some dude named "The Screw" about the screwing. It's all screwy. [DListed]

• Carlton still cute-ing his way into hearts. [BWE]

• Sorry, Avril, people have to take you seriously as a human being before they'll take you seriously as an actress. [Glitterati]

• Still with the bikini photo shoots of Pamela Anderson? Isn't it overkill at this point? [HT]

• Looks like Mrs. Cavalli is having trouble walking, also. [ICYDK]

• We're trying to understand, Cameron, but seriously: What's up with the magic man? [Yeeeah]

• Where's baldo? [CityRag]

• Jossip just got a lot less pink, and Tom Ford just got a lot more stupid. [Jossip]