A nosy Village Voice scribe stumbled across a large bundle of Miramax head Harvey Weinstein's garbage whilst in Tribeca the other night, and then he wrote about it for his paper. Besides making it abundantly clear that few scripts pass muster with the notoriously prickly and prickish Weinstein, the refuse also revealed that the mogul is quite a difficult man to get on the phone. After the jump, Harv's "need to call" list.

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FLUSH IT DOWN There's so much bullshit in the world of fashion it's begun affecting architecture: "Tommy Hilfiger has cashed in on his East Hampton summer home with a more than $8 million profit in just a year and a half…The Corcoran Group brokered the sale of the estate, which boasts five bedrooms, 512 baths…"

After a one-month courtship, pornographer Pamela Anderson and pornographer Rick Salomon have officially jumped the broom.

The couple exchanged vows shortly after 9:00 pm, in front of sixty friends and family members in a private villa at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Among the guests were Tobey Maguire, Kevin Dillon, her sons Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, and his daughters Hunter, 11, and Tyson, 9.

Tobey Maguire?

And in case you're keeping score at home: Pamela Anderson 3, America's Monogamous Gays 0.

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• Somehow, this one didn't make the cut for this year's Super Bowl. [SH]

• Hilfiger promises he's not racist, admits he is a bad Xerox of Ralph Lauren. [WWD]

• Britney Spears chews gum throughout her second comeback performance, thereby dispelling any rumors that she might actually be talented enough to sing live. [DListed]

• A list of celebs that look like dogs, which is remiss for excluding Lassie and the pooch from Frasier. [CityRag]

• Brangelina to remain a single entity. [Yeeeah]

• Chloe claiming accent-ism. [ICYDK]

• Is there a Species VII? [HT]

• I don’t wanna say anything, but maybe Kirsten Dunst should buckle down and visit a dentist. [WWTDD]

• Jessica Simpson is tired of being alone. Nick Lachey’s album sales, on the other hand, are not tired of his loneliness. [PopSugar]

• Don’t you worry about Stavros Niarchos, judging from this photo he’s managed to find a girl drunker than Paris. [Hollywood Rag]

• Keanu Reeves heard the scruffy look is in and finally got vindication for years of sporting the look. [JustJared]

• What, you don’t think you need to see Brian Austin Green being fondled by his girlfriend at lunch? For shame. [Drunken Stepfather]

• Axl Rose and Tommy Hilfiger’s scuffle was just a misunderstanding. A drunken, middle-aged, has-been misunderstanding. [The Bosh]